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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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You're right.
Do you have the AW email list on you?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,947
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I don't see why not.
Don't you keep the list on a CD?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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No, it's just right.
Am I? |
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#2104 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,947
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No.
You didn't know that?
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#2105 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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It's all relative.
Isn't there supposed to be a party going on around here? |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Are you only supposed to crash parties on Fridays?
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#2107 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Am I supposed to be graduating from something?
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#2108 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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There's a fair in town?
Where? |
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#2109 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I thought that was the neighbor's dog.
Do they have a seal in their swimming pool? |
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#2110 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Relationships.
Can I have a cookie? |
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#2111 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Of course.
Chocolate chip or double chocolate chip?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Interesting.
So you're saying the uniforms are uniform?
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#2113 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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I do.
Aren't you having just a little too much fun at the Embassy Suites?
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#2114 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Yea, but...
Don't you have to go home eventually?
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#2115 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Well, you can.
But after being at the Embassy Suites in Destin, Florida; would you ever really want to?
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#2116 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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As long as you're looking to be a model.
Doesn't she grace the cover of that brochure spectacularly?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,855
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I was looking at the waves.
Can I interest you in some timeshare? |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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No, I will not buy one of your Rolex watches!
Oh, were you just going to tell me the time? |
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I'm about to say something stupid
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Just to the left of normal - and no! I'm not a boy
Posts: 1,670
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No, because time is relative.
But ... what time is it Mr Wolf?
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#2120 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Time to huff and puff and blow your house down.
And your cousins' houses, too? |
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I'm about to say something stupid
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Just to the left of normal - and no! I'm not a boy
Posts: 1,670
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You saw my cousin.
Was it the ugly one with buck teeth and a mole shaped like Italy?
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#2122 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Yeah.
Was his name Buck? |
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I'm about to say something stupid
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Just to the left of normal - and no! I'm not a boy
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No, Moleina.
If you had hair growing out of a mole, would you pluck it?
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Morning After Dark - Complete - 114k - Gag .. Barf - editing ... again ... still! Bully Killers Club - Trunked .. for now My Bad Karma - WIP - Entertaining my dark and evil side. No wonder it's flowing so well. |
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#2124 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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That's what I told the warden.
Can I borrow your scissors so I can cut this number outta my uniform? |
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#2125 |
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figuring it all out
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Cali
Posts: 82
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Sure.
Can I get a cover up for this tattoo?
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