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Old 04-02-2011, 11:22 PM   #951
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I plead the fifth of Jack Daniels.

Think Charles Farley heard me whisper that?

Dang. I was too slow.
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Old 04-02-2011, 11:46 PM   #952
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I heard you!

Where's the Jack?
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Old 04-02-2011, 11:59 PM   #953
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I thought you were buying.

How did it all go wrong? =)
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:38 AM   #954
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When it came back up.

Who's going to clean up this mess?
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Old 04-03-2011, 02:39 AM   #955
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There is a maid service.

Jack now is it?
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Old 04-03-2011, 03:50 AM   #956
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I thought it was you.
Room service?
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Old 04-03-2011, 03:59 AM   #957
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What do you think this is...

The Hilton? =)
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Old 04-03-2011, 05:57 AM   #958
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The Family Dollar store.

Does it matter that they don't match?
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Old 04-03-2011, 06:06 AM   #959
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I don't know.

Are you going swimming at night in all that snow?
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Old 04-03-2011, 06:42 AM   #960
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Towels.
Aren't they good to slap other peoples butt with them?
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Old 04-03-2011, 07:01 AM   #961
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I haven't tried that yet.

Is it fun?
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Old 04-03-2011, 07:49 AM   #962
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It sure is!

Is this THAT kind of evening?
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Old 04-03-2011, 09:52 AM   #963
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We'll never know now,

Will we?
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Old 04-03-2011, 02:18 PM   #964
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Not for certain.

Unless you call 95% an absolute certainty?
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:11 PM   #965
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I'll hedge my bet.

What were you doing hiding in the hedges anyway?
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:17 PM   #966
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You saying you wouldn't have chased me off with your broom if you'd seen me?
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:20 PM   #967
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I dunno.

How could I do that when you were riding it?
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:34 PM   #968
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Wait...

...did you take off the nitrous oxide super speed tanks I'd added to it?
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:38 PM   #969
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Yes, I sold 'em to Kelly.

How else could I make a profit?
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Wasn't she laughing too much to pay you?

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Old 04-03-2011, 08:50 PM   #971
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She put it on your tab.

Do I have to send in Bruno the Enforcer to collect?
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You can keep him.

Think he's hot?
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Old 04-04-2011, 02:43 AM   #973
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He is on fire.

Burnt out?
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Got a Zippo.

Smoke dead-ends?
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Hookah? =)

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