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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Billy Joel.
Oh, wait. He's the Piano Man, isn't he? |
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#8802 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Sez you, Buckaroo.
Don't you prefer Rickie Lee Jones?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,759
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That's why my favorite yogurt is always sold out.
Should I try something less active?
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#8804 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Only when my brain ceases to be active.
Care to exercise your rights?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#8805 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Yes, I exercise my right to ban swachski on the stupid question/answer thread.
Got a problem with that? |
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
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So I am awake.
Ever have one of those days? |
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#8807 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,759
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Sounds like my nights.
Living out your nightmares or dreams?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
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I can't tell.
Are there warning signs? |
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#8809 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Screaming usually signals something.
Care to guess what?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
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I stepped in a bear trap?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Oh, that just sounds like an ordinary dream.
Good thing it wasn't a nightmare, huh?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#8812 |
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
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If it was a nightmare I would have been naked . .
Right? |
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#8813 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Right.
So was that you in the back of the police car singing the Bohemian Rhapsody? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Yes.
What did I do this time?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Indecent exposure and singing off key.
Which one do you think is the lesser offense?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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The real question is...
Which offends me more?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Oh, puh-leeze.
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Will advise upon arrival.
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Hello. Just wandering around.
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#8818 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Hi.
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#8819 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Nope.
Should I just go home then?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#8820 |
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practical experience, FTW
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I thought you were home.
Did you mean back to San Quentin? |
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#8821 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison.
Didn't you know that? |
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#8822 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Yes.
But were you also drunk when she went back?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#8823 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I think so.
Think she's feeling guilty about having her mom take the rap?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#8824 |
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practical experience, FTW
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How'd you know my 78 year old mom was into rap music?
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#8825 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Bad taste in music knows no bounds.
Not even grammys are immune?
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