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No, he got hit over the head with the candlestick I think.
Am I the only one clueless here?
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practical experience, FTW
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Nah, you just have to pretend to understand what the inmates are talking about.
Are you taking any prescription medication? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Not anymore.
Do I need to change my locks again?
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You left your keys at my house
House party anyone?
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#8630 |
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practical experience, FTW
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Maybe...
But do you think you should change your socks first? |
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Yeah, you're like speed lightning too.
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#8632 |
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Haha. Not sure.
Can I go again?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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No.
How about you head on over to the ban thread?
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#8634 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Every day that I am not dead is a good day.
Nothing like a positive attitude, right?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I think it's even.
We should probably dislike each other, shouldn't we?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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No.
There's some common groung there, huh?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I had no idea you were so agreeable.
What are you taking?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I think she sees Hello Kitty in pieces of toast.
How crazy is that?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Maybe.
More brussels sprouts?
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practical experience, FTW
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One is too many.
A pound of bacon? |
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
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A fresh pound of bacon...
Does anything else compare enough to exchange?
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
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Grits.
Got any?
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#8643 |
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practical experience, FTW
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I had some.
Cheese or plain? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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The sarcasm is deafening.
![]() What happened to my steak and eggs?
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#8645 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I'm actually OK with that.
Surprised?
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#8646 |
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Nah.
But you know it doesn't help when you drink a six-pack, right? |
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#8647 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I know.
A case is better, right?
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#8648 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I can do that, but...
How am I going to get any excercize if you keep taking beers out of the case?
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practical experience, FTW
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Go to the Jim....I mean, gym.
Beam me up, Scotty? |
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#8650 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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OK, sure.
Ready to go back home to the mothership already?
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