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Old 02-28-2012, 12:04 AM   #8176
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Old 02-28-2012, 04:41 AM   #8177
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Those are ruffles.

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Old 02-28-2012, 11:37 AM   #8178
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those red sofas you mean

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Old 02-28-2012, 03:41 PM   #8179
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Like Cell Block H, Wing 3, you mean?

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Old 02-28-2012, 03:59 PM   #8180
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Old 02-28-2012, 04:00 PM   #8181
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She must be a strange looking bird with three wings and all.

And who names blocks of cells anyway? Is she a microbiologist?

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Old 02-28-2012, 04:14 PM   #8182
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Yes! A mad one!

Think she has an insane plan to make Honey I Shrunk the Kids a reality?
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Old 02-28-2012, 04:15 PM   #8183
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I don't think. Court orders.

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Old 02-28-2012, 04:16 PM   #8184
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No. Treasonable.

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Old 02-28-2012, 04:50 PM   #8185
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Sure...

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Old 02-28-2012, 06:42 PM   #8186
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Which movie to take a fish head to see.

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Old 02-28-2012, 08:05 PM   #8187
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No, you're thinking of horses' heads.

Are you still wearing those concrete boots?
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:54 PM   #8188
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Do they help your vertical leap?
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:58 PM   #8189
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No, thank you. I'm dieting.

Look at me from the side - do I look thinner to you?
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:12 AM   #8190
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As thin as a hair.

See what I did there?
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:18 AM   #8191
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where?

what's in there?
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:14 AM   #8192
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I think it's hiding.

Does it peek out?
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:22 AM   #8193
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Usually in the mornings, yeah.

Is that normal?
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:47 AM   #8194
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Yes.

Are things winding down about now?
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:55 AM   #8195
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I'm winding down.

But then again, was I ever wound up?
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Oh...yeah....

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Selective memory.

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It was working fine 'til my 'friends' came along.

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Same as always...

How would he know?
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