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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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She might get a real kick out of that.
Butt of many jokes?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Hah, I'd never even thought of that!
Don't you think it's a kick ass name??
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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Takes a while for my mind to process.
Don't you like your many names?
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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There are some who call me...Tim?
What...is your quest?
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
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I search for knowledge where there is none.
Does that make me the stupid one? |
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banned as an incurable tosspot
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Ohio
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Yeah, pretty much.
Does this look cancerous to you? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Yes.
That's not what you wanted to hear is it?
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This is my puppy-sister.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Where it's so hot I can't even....
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That was pretty morbid.
I thought this was an Office Party? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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So it is!
Are we having fun yet?
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This is my puppy-sister.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Where it's so hot I can't even....
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Um.
Cocktail?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Sure.
That always works, right?
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This is my puppy-sister.
Join Date: Aug 2011
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I would hope so.
Does this taste a tad on the weak side to you? |
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it's a start..
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Very weak.
Double shot?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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No.
Triple?
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it's a start..
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Yeah.
Think that'll help?
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This is my puppy-sister.
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Absolutely.
That's half of two times four, right? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Uh, OK.
A quarduple for you then?
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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I'll stick with coffee, thanks.
What's the difference between straight orange juice and gay orange juice?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Not sure if you have a punchline or are asking for one.
One has more pulp?
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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Orange juice for the win.
Doesn't pulp get in the way?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Not it all.
Can't you just filter it out and spin it into thread?
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Ooh, creative.
Are those juices flowing?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Yea, and my clothes are starting to smell like cheap beer.
Should have thought this through?
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
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That sounds like the wise thing to do.
A little too late?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Probably.
These ants not what people think of when they hear "edible clothing"?
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