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Old 10-09-2011, 03:01 AM   #4676
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Some sort of gardener?

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Old 10-09-2011, 03:14 AM   #4677
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The one who grows a little garden in the backyard by the fence and consumes what he's growing now a days in self defence?

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Old 10-09-2011, 05:42 AM   #4678
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Why yes it is!

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Old 10-09-2011, 05:45 AM   #4679
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Just me.

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Old 10-09-2011, 06:08 AM   #4680
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I guess.

You believe in that 2 year contract?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:09 AM   #4681
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It can always be altered . .

What, exactly, is traditional death?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:12 AM   #4682
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A stand in the street at the turn of a joke.

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Old 10-09-2011, 06:23 AM   #4683
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Dont remember them

Should I?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:28 AM   #4684
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Nah, I don't either.

Am I too young?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:28 AM   #4685
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It depends.

Ever been to Dodge City?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:30 AM   #4686
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Used to drive a Challenger.

The same thing you think?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:36 AM   #4687
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Must be.

So Dodge City is a car dealership?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:39 AM   #4688
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I thought it was just a city you were supposed to dodge.

Was I wrong?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:42 AM   #4689
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I don't think you'd need to dodge a city.

How fast can they possibly come at you?
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Old 10-09-2011, 06:44 AM   #4690
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You really cant go wrong with a Dodge.

Or a scam?
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Old 10-09-2011, 08:08 AM   #4691
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Yeah, but I'm still trying to figure out how to increase my manhood.

But why would I want to?
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Old 10-09-2011, 12:57 PM   #4692
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'Cos the spam likes to pretend it's not pork.

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Old 10-09-2011, 01:42 PM   #4693
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The one round here is sold out.

Am I?
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Old 10-09-2011, 02:39 PM   #4694
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Depends on how much you like it

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That's just being prejudiced against zombies.

Wait, are we on the menu?
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a nice brain tar tar with a side of cornial hemeraging

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Old 10-10-2011, 12:54 AM   #4697
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lady fingers.

who's picking up the tab?
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I thought it was a leg quarter.

And some fried green tomatoes?
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Breaded properly . . all things taste like brains.

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Why, yes, you did.

Where has your brain been lately?
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