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practical experience, FTW
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You always wanted to.
Didn't you? |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I did.
Should I stop throwing them now?
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#4303 |
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practical experience, FTW
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I dunno.
Has Kelly stopped paying you? |
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#4304 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Wait.
When was she supposed to start?
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#4305 |
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practical experience, FTW
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Oops.
Scammed again? |
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#4306 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Dang!
Where is she?!
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#4307 |
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practical experience, FTW
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Counting all the money she saved.
Think she'll buy us a drink? |
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#4308 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Maybe.
Couldn't I use one about now?
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#4309 |
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practical experience, FTW
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Sure.
Will it be a crushed ice margarita with salt on the rim? |
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#4310 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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No salt.
Who ever thought that was a good idea?
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#4311 |
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practical experience, FTW
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Salt's da bomb.
What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? |
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#4312 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I dunno.
But salt on a drink?
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#4313 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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I suppose it would make you thirsty.
But didn't we come in that way?
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#4314 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Vodka.
Or tequila?
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#4315 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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How about both.
On the rocks, hold the ice?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#4316 |
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practical experience, FTW
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Huh?
You want gravel in your drink? |
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#4317 |
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practical experience, FTW
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I didn't understand you.
Did you know you were slurring? |
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#4318 |
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Drifting through the clouds
Join Date: Jul 2006
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That drink must have been quite something.
What did you put in it? |
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#4319 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Diesel. More miles to the gallon.
Did you just shake your chimichangas at me? |
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Riff-Raff
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It started running around again.
Cryogenic techniques have really come a long way, haven't they? |
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Drifting through the clouds
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Donkeys with a little extra...
By the way, where did the chicken go?
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#4322 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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To Kelly: Weapons
To Snitchcat: The other side of the road. Who wants to go next? |
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#4323 |
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Drifting through the clouds
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I think it's your turn again.
What's on the other side of the road? |
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#4324 |
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Riff-Raff
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The chicken.
Are we stuck in an endless feedback loop? |
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#4325 |
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Riff-Raff
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Gah! Philosophy!
This early in the morning? |
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