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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2011
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Well Night that is my actual eye, photoshopped naturaly. That is my true eye color, kind of a steel grey. I decided to do the pupil to mimic my MC who is a mutated human. I always did want to get contacts and fangs though.
My wife says she will divorce me after the excorsim.Hey! Thanks all for the rain. We have had about 24 hours of a slow drizzle, good for the crops. DRINKS ARE ON ME! Um well not ON me literaly. I, um, well, how bout I just pour?*sets up house*
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This boy just ain't right
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Robstown,Texas..Birthplace of Texas hold 'em
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Welcome to Mikey's World...A place that's easy to get into, but extremely hard to leave. The Adventures of Butterbean and the King & Butterbean and the King, The Tale of the Crown Jewels www.storiesfrommikeysworld.com |
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Comfortably numb by rejections
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Kookamongaville
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I need some more alcohol over here!
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looking at the stars
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,192
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*joins in the drinking*
Man oh man. *headdesk* That is all.
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INTP
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
Posts: 3,763
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It's been that kind of a day, hasn't it? *passes the Bailey's*
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looking at the stars
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,192
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Thanks! It's been a rough week at work. First we had a pipe burst in the back room, so lost all of our water to the front (I work at a tea shop, do we kind of need the water!) and after that was fixed we discovered that the steamer had turned itself off (as a protective measure since it lost its water). So finally yesterday the steamer guy comes out to fix it, and it works again...for about three hours. Suddenly it starts leaking water out of the bottom and stops working again. Except, water continues to pour out the bottom. So we spend the evening periodically mopping up huge puddles of water. I'm currently getting ready to go in and (most likely) find a swimming pool.
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looking at the stars
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,192
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But on the bright side, after work today I'm going to get my hair done. So, at least I'll look hot, right?
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This boy just ain't right
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Robstown,Texas..Birthplace of Texas hold 'em
Posts: 433
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Good Mornin' Spiral.
Hey on a brighter side, at least it's fresh water. It could have been a sewer leak. ![]() I hope you have a great hair day today. I'm sure you'll look hot!
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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*welcome to all newbies* I pop in here and there to relieve the stresses that haunt me. If ya see me in the corner by the fire you're welcome to join me. Don't be skarid!!
![]() New stress?? A move is in my future. Uuugghhh---it's the holidays and I really don't want to think about moving right now. *grabs special mug* *fills it with coffee & baileys* *heads over to fireplace* Ahhh! Hey! Who put that neon sign over the sekrit stash?? *must remember to go to the sekrit sekrit stash* Miss y'all bunches!!
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,860
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*grabs Baileys from the sekrit sekrit stash and goes to sit by Honeybug*
The neon sekrit stash is just a decoy. No worries, my friend, they'll never find the sekrit, sekrit stash. *raises glass* To you and the Baileys. *drinks self into a coma to relieve the stress* |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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Ahhh, night!! Ain't nothin better than sittin by the fire with a dear friend and sharing a bottle of Baileys!! (You didn't tell them about the sekrit staircase did ya??)
*Leaves up neon sign as decoy*
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,860
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of course not. or the sekrit pantry. or the sekrit stash under the bar.
good to see you Honeybug, you've been missed. I gotta run. Hope you're back on real soon. *leaves the rest of the Baileys for Honeybug* |
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
Posts: 11,923
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Going to sit by the fire with Honeybug and night-flyer.
p.s. note to self. find new hiding place for sekrit stash. All of them. Even the one under Honeybugs chair
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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Hey there O' Wonderous One! Keep those claws offfa that one!! Ya know I'll sniff out the rest right!? Night has a great power and together the sekrit sekrit stash will be found. We always find it!!
![]() We've never told anyone about the sekrit staircase under the bar where the sekrit stash is. It's the sekrit sekrit stash that's sekrit!!! Good to have another friend to share with! How's things?
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
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Ahh, but you'll never find the sekrit sekrit sekrit super-sekrit stash
![]() Hmm, where'd I put that sekrit map to the sekrit sekrit sekrit super-sekrit stash? Me doing okay at the moment. But that seems to change from day to day. I'm hoping 2012 will be a better year. But who knows
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. I am now tweeting at @JedCullan |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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Have no fear---you're not alone on your roller coaster ride!! Just make sure the security latch is secured!!
*Runs to hide sekrit map to the sekrit sekrit sekrit super sekrit stash*
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,860
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*watches Jed and Honeybug run around the bar hiding sekrit stash maps*
*pulls bottles of Baileys out of bag* um...guys, I've raided most of the sekrit and sekrit, sekrit stashes already. It'll be a while before I'll have to search for the sekrit sekrit sekritsuper sekrit stash. All your running around is making me thirsty. Join me in a bottle or two? *kicks feet up, leans back on chair* good thing this chair is made of iron... *raises bottle* Here's to a better year...we must meet in here on New Years. Here's to friends. Last edited by night-flyer; 12-18-2011 at 11:16 PM. |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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I knew I could count on you night!!*settles on sofa next to night* *grabs glass & fills with baileys* *raises glass with night* To the best peeps in any pub--anywhere!! ![]() Will definitely be here for the big party!!
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,860
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Last year I had bought a bottle of wine for New Years, but when it was almost 12, I couldn't get the d*mn cork out of it. So, I got my dagger and stabbed the uncooperative piece of crap. Finally got it open and it was nasty. :/
Think I'll have Baileys this year just to be on the safe side. Or maybe a Bud light.
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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That would be my kinda luck! No worries here though, we'll hire servers so we can kick back and enjoy the end of the year party!!
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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Y'all would be so proud of me!! I've just commandeered a fine bottle of scotch for our New Year's Party from the Cabaret!!
*Hides bottle in sekrit stash* Must remember to save the best for last!
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,860
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![]() yay, Honeybug. Can we drink it now? snowing here. for two days, it'll snow. ![]() *curls up by the fire with a bottle of Baileys* |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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Most certainly---I can run in there for another bottle anytime!
*Opens bottle, grabs glasses* May as well get comfy since you're gonna be snowed in for a couple of days.
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hiding from a teeny tiny spider
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I'll join you for a bottle. I mean glass
![]() Snow. Love it. We got none so far, although it's pretty cold. Have you constructed any snowpeople yet?
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Jed. There comes a time in your life when you just have to run outside and shout 'banana' as loud as you can. Are you there yet? Jed's Super-Dooper 'Question of the Day' thread (answer easy questions for a bit of fun) Jed's Super-Dooper Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners thread (Come along and hang out in the Pub) A Few Random Thoughts -- you won't believe how random this is gonna get. I am now tweeting at @JedCullan |
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,860
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No snow people unless you count me. brrrrr....
You can have the snow, Jed, I don't want it. I'll be lucky to get to work and back alive tomorrow, I'll be driving home at one in the morning. :/ Grandtots may build snow people, though. I think we'll get plenty enough for it. ![]() Hey, Honeybug, we're here at the same time, is that amazing or what?
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