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Old 09-10-2009, 12:25 AM   #201
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Just then a couple of vultures carrying a stretcher between them came rushing into the saloon.

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We have vultures in the bar now?
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Old 09-10-2009, 03:02 AM   #206
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:36 AM   #208
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:39 AM   #209
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Don't spit on the vultures, you might pith them off.
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Old 09-10-2009, 06:18 AM   #210
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Wait a minute, those might not be vultures.

They look like Big John's parakeets, and they're seriously pithed off, what with all the spitting going on.

Quick, feed them something to calm them down...
but not the bar cherries the monkey was playing with.


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No, not the cherries. The monkey...well...he puts them...certain places.
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I hope the rest of you guys haven't been eating the bar cherries...
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They've been contaminated by the...uh...olive juice.

Yeah, that's right, someone accidentally splashed olive juice on them. That's why they taste funny.
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Things are lookin' a might bleak in here. I'll see how things look in the mornin'.

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Mornin', cray.

Barkeep I'll have what he's havin'.

Say, where's that pretty little filly with the fiery hands.

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Mornin', cray.

Barkeep I'll have waht he's havein'.

Say, where's that pretty little filly with the fiery hands.
*spit*

I ain't no filly.

Oh. Wait. You wasn't talkin' about me. You was talkin' about Regdog. I expect she'll be here by and by.
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Oh, Haggis, its you.

I thought I smelt somethin'. What the heck have you been rollin' round in.
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She's here.
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Whoa! Carefull with that fire there, Miss.

And, uh *cough* Good-mornin' to ya.

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Good morning to you, CD.

Sorry about the fire. You get used to it after a while
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Are you sure you should be brandishing that fire in here. There's a lot of stuff in here that is highly flamable, especially that cheap Rot-Gut, which is about 80% kerosene.
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Not to worry. I have the fire under control. I haven't singed Haggis in weeks. Look, his fur has almost completely grown back
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