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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Who knew that calves could read calendars?
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,030
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*adjusts dancing spurs*
Dan teaches calves? |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,138
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I believe he does unspeakable things to them.
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aka Skwirrel
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Roughly 900 miles SW of Hell
Posts: 7,646
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That explains the pictures I've heard were drawn on the walls in the men's room.
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MacAllister's Official Minion & Greeter
AW Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: The Prairies and Lakes
Posts: 4,263
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Just goes to show. I thought the undead couldn't be kilt.
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,030
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*tap, kick, turn*
Oh, he uses sign language... impressive. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Not until branding. That's usually in June. Old timers used to do it when they were yearlings.
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I think I'm back....
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bay of Fundy, Downeast Maine
Posts: 549
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So you have nothing to do these days, right?
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Nope. Not much, until the fields dry up enough to get out in them.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,003
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I was attacked. Attacked, I say!
Haggis sic'ed a pack of little chainsaws with paws on me. I think I outran the little devils though. |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,805
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I was thinking if we ever needed to liven up the saloon, we could invite this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MhZj...eature=related But looking around, I'm not sure he could compete.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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I think I'm back....
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bay of Fundy, Downeast Maine
Posts: 549
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A pack of chainsaws with paws - are you talking about his pups?
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Retired and loving it!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Central Ohio
Posts: 7,326
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Beware! Stranger wandering into the saloon. Looking for the demon that wandered out of Miss Kitty Sunday. I done read all about it in that there story posted in SYW - suckered me in thinking it was about hunger. But now I'm out looking for the demon. Nasty one!
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,003
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Yes, Katy. Don't let their cute little faces or silly costumes fool ya'. They're demons on four paws.
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,138
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Someone call for a demon?
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,320
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That is just wrong on every level
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,138
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Not if you're a demon too.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,320
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Yeah, I think even then
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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I missed Reg!
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,320
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I'm hoping to be back in the fold by next week.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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aka Skwirrel
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Roughly 900 miles SW of Hell
Posts: 7,646
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I'm a demon, he's a demon, don'cha wanna be a demon too?
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,320
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Don't encourage him.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,003
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Hmmm, encouraging Haggis...
I think Beggin' Strips might do the trick... |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,003
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Reg was here and I was out. WHY?!
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