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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Shhh. I'm atryin' to look respectable in this place. They don't know me.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Yes, we do and give it up, it's a lost cause.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Aw, dang it, Haggis, don't go gettin' all weepy on us. I hates to see a grown dog cry. 'Specially when he ain't wearin' no pants. Makes me wanna diaper him.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Nah. I'm saving that particular fantasy until I get really old.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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But by then you might not even be able to appreciate it all proper-like. No fun if ya actually need the diaper.
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,808
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*imagines Haggis in a diaper*
*twitches and stumbles back out the door*
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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What in the hell, wicked!
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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*Lasso's Reg*
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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That's my address, don't forget the postage.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Goonsquad
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Location: In your worst nightmare
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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Ahhhh! *picks up power drill, to try and remove the image from her brain*
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Here, pass that drill down this way when you're done.
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Is it battery powered?
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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Darn the technological limitations. Gimme a double shot of sarsaparilla . . . and leave the bottle.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Are you sure? You know what happened to ya on the 4th of July.
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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We won't speak of that. Sarsaparilla doesn't make me frisky like. Besides, someone spiked my drink with rattlesnake venom. *guards glass, and takes a suspicious look around the room*
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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It was probably that chihuahua over there.
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
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Um, are there batteries? I don't want to do research. I have damaged brain cells today.
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Where's that one fellar? The one who looks like a battery. Maybe he can help us out here.
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
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I'm trying to use what's left of my cells to summon the infinite powers of the mighty one that we might have.....juice.
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Mac?
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,808
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*points out the door to the cactus patch* There you go. All the juice you can squeeze. *hands Tiz a pair of pliers and a glass pitcher*
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
Posts: 5,795
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Are we talking batteries or Mcdonald's here? Bc I could go for either at this point
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