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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Hey now. None of that here. take that stuff back on up to Horror Hounds.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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What? You mean this isn't the Horror Hounds? Oops.
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We've only got room in here for one undead, that's you.
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Goonsquad
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Preesh, my friend, but it seems we have a little problem. These other folks is crawling up from the maw of Hell and we ain't got no place to put them. You suppose we can move them to Philadelphia?
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Better yet we'll send them to Main.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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I'm not undead. I'm the preacher. You guys just ain't never been t' church, and y'all could sure use some churchin' up, and y'all ain't never asked what religion I follows.
<spit> Bet none of ya's ever heard of this little town called Innsmouth neither. It's back east aways. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*spit* And I ain't never heered about no town called Innsomething. That up in Canadia somewhere?
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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**Walks into saloon, sees undead rising**
Oh for the love of... **Fire bombs undead** now return from whence you came and stay out of the saloon. I don't allow more than one undead at a time and the Marshal is it. Sheesh, I get busy and can't be here as much and the place goes to hell, literally. Hey, Cowboy.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Hey, Reg
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Massychusetts, Haggis. Innsmouth's in Massychusetts.
See, the little undead doggie critter appreciates some churchin' up. 'Course, won't do no good wit' him. His kind already belongs t' the Old Ones and serves their Purpose. The rest o' youse, howsevers... |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Reg, I din't do it. Someone opened the Gate 'fors I was ready. I gots it unner controls now.
<spits, hacks up blood, coughs, spits again, steps on it as it tries to crawl away> |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Looks like she's hugging that 'nanner she copped from the Weekend Report thread.
That east or west of Fargo? Quote:
*spit* Old Ones have all kinds of patience. Quote:
Dang, bro. Why'd you do that? She was kinda cute.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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You likes 'em young, eh? no problem. Next one I hock up is all your'n. Just be mindful t' keeps her underfed. They're likely t' outgrows the local population, not t' mention city limits, if'n y'all let's 'em eats all they wants...
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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I be lovin' me them feisty ones.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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And therein lies a story, folks...
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Within everything lies a story, me
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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What are you Scottish or something, Haggis?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Indeed.
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Writing for the brand
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Funny, you don't look it
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Look it?
That's 'cause you ain't seed me kilt.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Damn, Haggis -- Philadelphia's packed to the gills with demon spawn already. I'm not sure they can fit anymore, leastaways without flowing over into Jersey. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Jersey's hip deep in spawn already. Just like N'York.
Haggis, Massychusetts is east o' Fargo. Way, way east - over on the 'Lantic coast. Figgered you'd a known that bein' a durned furriner from Scottylands and all. I hear tell you'd fit right in in places like Boston and whatnot. <spit> Oh, an' we gots no needs t' see ya's in no skirt. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*shudder* Too many people back there fer me. Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in. Oh, and if it was a skirt I was wearin', I'd have on underwear too. *spit*
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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See, now that's jus' one more reason we ain't gits no needs t' sees ya' in no skirt, or kilt, or whatever's ya' wants t' call that great wooly thing o' your'n.
Oh, an' I thought you liked fences... Or was that cages - an' whips an' leather an' chains an' sich? |
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