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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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If it hisses, rises from the floor, and inflates a hood, hug it. It's just being friendly.
If it's black or brown, and about 6 ft long, it's also friendly. Give it a hug and cuddle up. If it's about 6-inches long to 2 ft, green, and seems curious, just reach out and pet it on the head. It'll love you right back. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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**wozzy**
Hey, she ain't bad lookin
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,330
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Maybe that should have been don't poke the snake with a stick.
**Steps over fallen Cowboy** Hmm, I may need to reread that.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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**starts puking**
What kinda snake was that? |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Not cleaning that up
Someone give the Cowboy a bucket.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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What color was it? The snake that is, not the bucket.
Dan'l, yer lookin' a might peeked there... |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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I thought I was pucking in a bucket
Ooops! Sorry Haggis. It was your hat. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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I'll clean it up
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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There we go.
Okay, don't no one open the closet door. |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
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This place up and died.
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I'm always off on a tangent. |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Nah, it just way overindulges and passes out for a while
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
Posts: 5,795
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Well, in that case...
*steps over passed out people* Excuse me while I snag myself a cowboy
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Snag away. We have a real good assortment
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,805
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Tiz, I just gotta ask, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgP0FZwFrJY
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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Good policy.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
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*pours self a drink since ain't no one else to do it*
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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**pours a cup of coffee**
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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We have coffee. Holy carp. I thought we only served rotgut and flaming drinks. One of these days I have got to check out the inventory. Where's the stupid store room?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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The store room used to be through that door behind the bar. You know, that one that goes straight to the outside now.
Well you see I had put in a rock floor in that room to keep a certain undead marshal, I won't name names (HAGGIS) from digging in there and stealing my entire supply. In retaliation he took the whole room off the side of the buliding.
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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I 'spose you could use the outhouse out back. looks like most of the locals use the alley anyways.
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Shhhhh...
I don't need Haggis knowing about whats really in the outhouse. |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,330
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So, you're hiding the good stuff, ehh, Cowboy?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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