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#11876 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Noooo! I beg you!
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#11877 |
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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<Drags burlap bag full o' somethin' 'wriggley' behind bar, hits it with a club a coupla' times, rolls it underneath bar>
That oughta' keep things down fer 'bout 48 hours or so. Don't worry none 'bout it if the flies start gatherin'. It won't complain none. <lays on another couple of hits with the club, downs shot at bar, <spits>, wanders on out to street readin' holy book> |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
Posts: 5,795
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omg. Haggis? *pokes the bag*
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Today is your last day.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Posts: 7,005
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<pokes head back in bar>
'tain't Haggis, Missy. Now, you just best be leavin' that thing alone. It's in there tight right now. Trapped all well and proper like. But, if you pokes a hole in the bag, things are likely t' leak out. Bad things. Things that wriggle n' crawl an' gets in ya' when yer sleepin'. Just leave it lie. It won't start smellin' fer a few days if'n ya' leaves it alone... It might scream a bit, now and then. Don't mean nothin'. Just leave it be... <opens up holy book and starts on back down street reading' and mutterin' in some unknown language> |
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#11880 |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
Posts: 5,795
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Yes sir!
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#11881 |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,805
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Hmm.
*investigates wriggly, squishy, bag on the floor* Well slap my rump and call me Pandora.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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#11882 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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*slap*
Whatcha doing, pandora? |
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#11883 |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,805
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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#11884 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Is that all
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#11885 |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,805
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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#11886 |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
Posts: 5,795
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#11887 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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This place is just full of trouble.
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#11888 |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
Posts: 5,795
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Yep, cause Wicked is leavin' it outa the bag.
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#11889 |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,328
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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#11890 |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,868
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Hi Reg, did you know Del wrote you a eulogy in Cabaret? I told him you weren't dead but...
Hi, how's thing?
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#11891 |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Morning, PD. I did see his tribute/eulogy. I don't know how to thank him, or why for that matter.
How things?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,868
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My dog is getting old and seems to be developing morning indigestion. She's at that stage where she only wants the nice wet food, or the goodies - and the kibble irritates her throat. So she's coughing a bit.I'm keeping an eye on her.
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#11893 |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Ohh, I hope your dog is going to be okay. Can she eat the kibble if you soak them in warm water and soften them a bit?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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She just had 3 biscuits an half a slice of white bread. The bread stopped the coughing. Only dog I've ever had that wouldn't pick scraps up off the floor. She'll wait for you to pick them up and feed em to her. Always has.
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#11895 |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,328
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Someone is spoiled.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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#11896 |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,868
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well, I got her when she was 4 yrs old, from a shelter, and she was already like that. She ate grudgingly for them, but not much - and then after we got her home she never was one to chase food across the floor. Not even hamburger/chicken/cheese crumbles.
She doesn't have to lick the floor clean either. Leaves crumbs everywhere.
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#11897 |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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All ours have been rescues. 1 used to eat kibble one at a time. She'd pick up each kibble walk down the hall, eat it and come back for another
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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#11898 |
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iz bossy . . .
Join Date: May 2009
Location: I have no freakin idea, you?
Posts: 5,795
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I wondered what that was.
They have these things, we call them baths, someone might want to try it once in awhile.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,868
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All great animals.
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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*walks into the saloon*
A saucer of milk barkeep **eyes the mouse in the corner of the room** |
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