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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Always
There is one problem though.... Now I've heard of a fly being in a beer, but a chihuahua... That's to much! Barkeep! |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,230
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*checks post 10745*
I believe I already asked for a grasshopper. Or hasn't that been invented yet?
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#10753 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Grasshoppers have been invented, yes.
Now get out of my beer and away from my steak! |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,053
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*tap, tap, turn*
Oh, grasshopper steak! *takes out tiny knife and fork* |
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Bowties are cool
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: In a world of my own making
Posts: 21,927
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*tappity tappity tappity DING! Slap zip! Tappity tappity tap*
*looks up from his Sholes typewriter* Wait. Nano hasn't been invented yet, has it?
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Twitter | G+ | WordPress | Tumblr “I love words but I don’t like strange ones. You don’t understand them and they don’t understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know ‘em the minute you see ‘em.” -- Will Rogers Sadly true: "Creating drama, arguments and conflict can wake up the ADHD brain, making us alert and alive… and eventually alone." -- TotallyADD via Twitter |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Sure it has. And would someone tell me since haggis ordered a grasshopper, are those things milked or grounded up and frapped
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Bowties are cool
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: In a world of my own making
Posts: 21,927
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It's for Haggis. A dog named after gross meat stuffed into a stomach. Grind it up and frappe it.
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Twitter | G+ | WordPress | Tumblr “I love words but I don’t like strange ones. You don’t understand them and they don’t understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know ‘em the minute you see ‘em.” -- Will Rogers Sadly true: "Creating drama, arguments and conflict can wake up the ADHD brain, making us alert and alive… and eventually alone." -- TotallyADD via Twitter |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,230
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Bowties are cool
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: In a world of my own making
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There's not a grasshopper anywhere in that recipe!
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Twitter | G+ | WordPress | Tumblr “I love words but I don’t like strange ones. You don’t understand them and they don’t understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know ‘em the minute you see ‘em.” -- Will Rogers Sadly true: "Creating drama, arguments and conflict can wake up the ADHD brain, making us alert and alive… and eventually alone." -- TotallyADD via Twitter |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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Just be glad that it don't call for a whole farret instead
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,885
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Welp, you know where to get one.
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Sure it has, but you know there is something wholly unappetizing about a green drink
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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thread stalker
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,120
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Holy carp, I'd forgotten about that atrocity to the beverage world
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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i wouldn't worry about it now,...
i sent a note. |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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You'll have a national holiday in your honor for that
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,053
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Yes! Cray Day Every November 31st, |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,120
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thanks nina!
*jots down a note for the furture* add a day to november *rolls up note. puts it in a bottle. throws it in the ocean* *travels to future. checks things out. brings back news* nina, they decided not to add a day to nov. sorry kid. good news though,......
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,053
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I'm not afraid of the calendar police
I'm adding it anyway ![]() Let me know about this National Battery Day, I'll put that on too. |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Nina, you rebel, you
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,053
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*memo to self*
Plan something EXTREMELY special for National Battery Day |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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#10774 |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Thanks Reg
hmm You might want to spend some time in the pool, practice holding your breath, and swimming really, really fast from big toothy fish. |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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