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Old 02-25-2011, 06:26 PM   #9276
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So I see they've finally put you away for robbing the till.
Nah. They got me for leg humping.

And all this time I thought it was only a misdemeanor.
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Old 03-01-2011, 07:53 PM   #9277
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Out on the range there are but few to talk too except your horse, yourself, and a young moose that wakes you up by sniffing you all over in search of the candy in your pocket.

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Old 03-01-2011, 09:10 PM   #9279
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Out on the range there are but few to talk to except your horse, yourself, and a young moose that wakes you up by sniffing you all over in search of the candy in your pocket.
Yeah, but in here all you get is a chihuey humping your leg.
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:17 PM   #9280
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Mmmmm. Moose sammich.
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:19 PM   #9281
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Mmmmm. Moose sammich.
You let the leg humping comment go right by
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:42 PM   #9282
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Leg humping's a given.
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I been out riding for a while and I get back in time to see Haggis leg-humping (or dreaming about -- hard to tell the difference with ol' pooch.)

Looks like things ain't changed a bit whilst I was away.

* spoot * (cray's run off with our teeth again.)
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Old 03-03-2011, 06:09 AM   #9285
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I been out riding for a while and I get back in time to see Haggis leg-humping (or dreaming about -- hard to tell the difference with ol' pooch.)

Looks like things ain't changed a bit whilst I was away.

* spoot * (cray's run off with our teeth again.)
At my age, Kelso, it's mostly dreaming about.
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:44 PM   #9286
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Kelso, good of you to drop in. You drinking something?
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You aint gonna trick me like that again, Reg.

Last time I tried one of your blue-flame specials, it set my moustache on fire.
When I asked for some water to put it out, you said, "Water chasers are for sissy's."

My moustache won't grow back on the flamed-out side -- looks sillier than usual with half a moustache and only one eyebrow.
Thank goodness for "Don't Ask - Don't Tell."
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Kelso, trying to down a flaming drink is half the fun of this place.
Hey, Cowboy, nice to see you stopped in again.
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My moustache won't grow back on the flamed-out side -- looks sillier than usual with half a moustache and only one eyebrow.
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but think of how much you've saved on waxing, Cella
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I remember when that happened to me!
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what? you think that's me in my avatar?
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Uh...yeah. That's what was hidding under all that hair. You look a lot better for sure
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It looks to be a nice easy day today, so I'm...goofing off. Shhhhh! Don't tell Reg.
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Oh ho, really.
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REG! You're back. Hows it going?
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Just fine, Cowboy. How is everything with you?
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