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Mah tale iz draggin.
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Paradise Found: Bradenton, FL
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Yup. 'Specially when they're stickin' cherries where the sun don't shine.
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
Posts: 20,599
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This will cost a lot of gold dust...in advance!
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#279 |
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
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"Wake up." What a bunch of slugs.
"I've ordered that riding crop from the saddlery." Boy, was that fun to explain. "You guys better cough up some dinero." |
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#280 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,824
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I've got a feelin' I'm a comin' late here.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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I'm not so sure that's a bad thing
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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#282 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Hi there.
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#283 |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Hello...
Sheesh, I come back from writing and everyone is gone
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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#284 |
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
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There must be a round-up going on. This place is deserted.
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#285 |
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Fair Maiden of War.
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Back to The Brink of Hell
Posts: 6,333
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*Stumbles through swingin' door*
*sits and looks up from the floor* Dammit Dan, I thought ya woulda fixed that by now? ![]() Girls, you need to get back up there...drinking? What do you think this is, your happy hour? Get ta work!
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#286 |
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Mah tale iz draggin.
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Paradise Found: Bradenton, FL
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If that don't lure the cowboys back, nuthin' will.
Of course, if they prefer the Brokeback Mountain style of entertainment, well... I guess the straight flush in the garter won't turn any heads. Maybe it's time to whip those boys just a bit, to get their attention.
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
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Do I need to order more riding crops?
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#288 |
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Mah tale iz draggin.
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Paradise Found: Bradenton, FL
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I think so.
Some blindfolds, too, in case they get suspicious. Just act real natural like. Don't approach them too fast. I'll explain later. *grin*
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Living in the backstory
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Montana - About a century too late
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<looks up from his cards>
Now when did they get here?
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
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Looks at the other ladies in disbelief. "How long has it been? I've been here for what, a month at least."
Nudging Miss Cat, I whisper, "Has he been around those sheep too long? I mean really, how could you overlook Green and her friends, let alone us?" |
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#291 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Looks alright in here.
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#292 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Okay, its a new day and the saloon looks to be a tad on the empty side.
*why ain't them girls down here, kickin' up their heels* |
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kansahoma
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"You ladies hear someone come in downstairs?" I look around the room. Everyone shakes their head.
Some are sewing, writing letters or generally being lazy. Miss Cat and I are deep into some scandalous novels that we ordered six months ago from back East. Wooee! Good thing these books finally showed up. This place has been deader than that Cray feller's battery. |
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#294 |
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thread stalker
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,108
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*spidey senses tingling*
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#295 |
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teh evil broad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: with coffee
Posts: 25,074
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spiderman doesn't exist yet, bat'ry.
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#296 |
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 9,976
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Mayhaps spiderbattery does.
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teh evil broad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: with coffee
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do batteries even exist yet?
hhhhmmmm..... |
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#298 |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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I'm not sure on that one either, Stew.
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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![]() i'm right here! |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,362
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No your not. CD shot you, remember
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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