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Old 09-12-2009, 01:58 AM   #276
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Old 09-12-2009, 02:19 AM   #277
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Yee haw Cray. Are you happy now?
Not unless you're whippin' his pip with a crop while you're'a'ridin'.

Step to it, little miss.

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Old 09-12-2009, 03:20 AM   #278
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:49 PM   #279
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"Wake up." What a bunch of slugs.

"I've ordered that riding crop from the saddlery." Boy, was that fun to explain. "You guys better cough up some dinero."
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Old 09-13-2009, 12:33 AM   #280
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I've got a feelin' I'm a comin' late here.
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Old 09-13-2009, 01:31 AM   #281
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Old 09-13-2009, 02:14 AM   #282
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Hi there. Where've you been keepin' yourself?
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Old 09-13-2009, 09:43 PM   #283
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Old 09-13-2009, 09:46 PM   #284
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There must be a round-up going on. This place is deserted.
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:21 AM   #285
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*Stumbles through swingin' door*

*sits and looks up from the floor*

Dammit Dan, I thought ya woulda fixed that by now?



Girls, you need to get back up there...drinking? What do you think this is, your happy hour? Get ta work!
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:53 AM   #286
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If that don't lure the cowboys back, nuthin' will.

Of course, if they prefer the Brokeback Mountain style of entertainment, well...
I guess the straight flush in the garter won't turn any heads.

Maybe it's time to whip those boys just a bit, to get their attention.
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:33 AM   #287
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Do I need to order more riding crops?
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:49 AM   #288
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I think so.

Some blindfolds, too, in case they get suspicious.
Just act real natural like. Don't approach them too fast.

I'll explain later. *grin*
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:21 PM   #289
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Looks at the other ladies in disbelief. "How long has it been? I've been here for what, a month at least."

Nudging Miss Cat, I whisper, "Has he been around those sheep too long? I mean really, how could you overlook Green and her friends, let alone us?"
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Okay, its a new day and the saloon looks to be a tad on the empty side.

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"You ladies hear someone come in downstairs?" I look around the room. Everyone shakes their head.

Some are sewing, writing letters or generally being lazy. Miss Cat and I are deep into some scandalous novels that we ordered six months ago from back East. Wooee! Good thing these books finally showed up. This place has been deader than that Cray feller's battery.
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I'm not sure on that one either, Stew.
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