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Old 09-11-2009, 05:57 PM   #251
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*spit*

Well, I am kinda hungry.

*grabs menu*

Hey, garçon. Rustle me up some of them filets de canard rotis aux pommes et sa sauce au porto.

*spit*
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Old 09-11-2009, 05:58 PM   #252
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Old 09-11-2009, 06:01 PM   #254
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Old 09-11-2009, 06:03 PM   #255
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i ain't gonna argue with you there.


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In a way.

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Old 09-11-2009, 06:18 PM   #258
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Who wouldn't love a face like that? (referring to the ugliest avatar I've seen in a long time)

Unless that's your sweet little pooch, Haggis. Then it's ah...unusual.
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Old 09-11-2009, 06:52 PM   #259
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*spits*




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*enters saloon and makes way to the bar, while avoiding the large puddles of mucus on the floor*

Alright barkeep, now that you can mop up.

Mornin' gents, and...ladies. Seen that the cafe was burnt down, and heard that the cook came here and is servin' up breakfast. What is it?
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Old 09-11-2009, 09:22 PM   #264
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This too, shall pass, as soon as the spit platoon gets here. I heard that they're using the dirty mop water as weed killer and it works real good on rats too.

Hey, no need to glare. I just was unprepared for all that fanny wiggling. You have a distinctive style of dance there Miz Cat.
No offense intended, Miss.

I just thought for a minute that you was one o' those fancy ladies, you know,
and I didn't want you distractin' my dance pardner while he was stomping his feets.

*he's such a cute feller, don'tcha think?*

Well, there's more'n enuf cowboys to go around.

Guess I'll have a little sasparilla to cool myself off.
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Bacon.

And spit.
Ah...that's a change, from his usaul--spit and bacon.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:36 PM   #266
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:46 PM   #267
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*moseys into the saloon*

I'll have a half-caff mocha latte with extry synonym.

Uh, pardner.



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You forgot to spit.

That's rude.

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That's rude.

*spit*
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Sorry, ma'am.

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Dammit, we just got the floor clean. Do you idiots need glasses? And someone, please put that stinking sick monkey out of it's misery. I have a bat and know how to use it.
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Stop!



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Hmmm. A masochistic monkey. I thought I'd seen everything. Just goes to show, if you live long enough...
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:52 AM   #273
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that's odd. I thought all monkeys were masochistic?
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i reckon y'all better put on yer western accents right quick or you'll be run outta here n'notime flat.


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Yee haw Cray. Are you happy now?
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