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Tigress Tyrant
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Fans her again--then shows her pics of Giant smiley face.
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I see you!
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*throws up*
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Tigress Tyrant
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well at least you didn't do it on my shoes.
whose shoes are those?
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RT's, natch.
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Tigress Tyrant
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you hurled in RT's shoes--we are going to wind up as teletubbies or dogs wearing dresses
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So long as it's a pretty dress. You listening, RT?
A.PRETTY.DRESS.
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Tigress Tyrant
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Lots of bling? And no pink.
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Fo shizzle. I want rhinestones and cheap red rayon.
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Tigress Tyrant
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with or without combat boots?
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With. And they'd better have stiletto heels, too. I don't want to look trashy.
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They've been very bad, Mr Flibble
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What is this?
<--------------- WHERE IS TANK GIRL?!?!?!?!??! *sobs* I'll be good. I promise! Just get me my stick wiv nails in back! no one saw I had my fingers crossed did they?
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Militant apathist
Join Date: Jul 2008
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*gives IRU 4 sticks, a hammer and some nails*
Arm your lemmings.
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Banned
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Knight Errant
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Hi Joe, A lot of folks got their avi's changed yesterday. Had something to do with the Revolution. Avi's were flying all over the place yesterday and if you weren't here then you were collateral damage. Just redo your avi and things will get back to normal - well, as normal as this place can be.
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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What's worse... the poor boy's broken his pants.
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They've been very bad, Mr Flibble
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*Takes big stick and mushes stoopid lemmings*
I refuse to have anything even remotely cute and fluffy in my avatar.
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Tigress Tyrant
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if you are talking about the pic-- BB posted--I don't think he is wearing pants?
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The Provocative One
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... No, he isn't wearing pants and it is a very nice strategically placed gun.
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They've been very bad, Mr Flibble
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After ( yet another) very minute and detailed examination with a magnifying glass, I concur. Definitely no pants.
Let's face it - if he did have any on they wouldn't last for long.
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Yeah... look very low down on his hips. There's a wad of fabric around him.
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Lurking
Join Date: Jul 2007
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IRU
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They've been very bad, Mr Flibble
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It's the big stick wiv nails in I use on cheeky people
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Here, let me help y'all. You're obviously distracted by too much body.
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