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Pissin' Everyone off, 1 at a time
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Maine
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Something huge flashed through the pool of light cast through the kitchen window.
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WIP = Iceborn - Epic Fantasy/Thriller (154,000 words)
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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I don't mind if vampyres suck but the drooling really grosses me out.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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AW's Resident Commie
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 5,380
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John always felt a little anxious being home alone, but the moment knife-weilding men in clown masks entered his apartment, he thought being home alone would be such much fucking better/
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No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 3,831
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I never expected to grow demon wings, nor did I expect to eat a baby.
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Nightmare Recycler
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Near the cattle
Posts: 188
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I knew I was out of my league when Xyizizzit, mighty lord of the third cul-de-sac of hell, pointed out that Mrs. Dash is not an approved substitute for salt in a summoning rite.
(Guess I'm feeling humorous tonight...) Last edited by DeeCaudill; 10-18-2008 at 06:51 AM. Reason: And typo-riffic! |
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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John weighs 150, so at 20 min a lb, 50 hours on high...damn I keep losing that recipe for long pork.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Tigress Tyrant
Horror Hounds Dominatrix
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Posts: 8,775
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My worst fears, all gushy, gray and raw exploded into my once safe reality.
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Pissin' Everyone off, 1 at a time
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Maine
Posts: 771
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Joe didn't notice the tar-like ooze that wept from the wall behind him.
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WIP = Iceborn - Epic Fantasy/Thriller (154,000 words)
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Tigress Tyrant
Horror Hounds Dominatrix
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Posts: 8,775
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I hated my life with all the nasty snarling beasties, the demon resurrections, constant banishment rituals, and don’t get me started on the dry-cleaning bills!
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Tigress Tyrant
Horror Hounds Dominatrix
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Posts: 8,775
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His heart still pounded in my hand, disgusted I noticed his blood covered my cute new canary yellow pumps, they were just ruined.
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Tigress Tyrant
Horror Hounds Dominatrix
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
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Quite the head turner, long following blonde hair, legs that go on for days, and azure eyes --save the gray complexion and the incessant hankering for fresh human flesh, she would be a real beauty.
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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The trouble with brains is cooking them al dente, hell, you might as well eat them raw.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Sure I pick on my friends, then I wrap up the leftovers and stick them in the freezer.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Chianti does not go with human liver, you need pinot noir to really bring out the flavor.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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The Donner family feud started over barbeque sauce: tomato base vs vinegar.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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RUE: Resist the Urge to Edit
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Oshawa, Ontario
Posts: 1,430
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Heronimus Pog felt more than heard the strange crunching inside his head, like...like something in there was making room.
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Marty "There's a lot of really good stuff in here, and some of it is even factual." -- Richard Castle __________________________________________________ ______ www.soderstrom.ca msoderstrom.blogspot.com |
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No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 3,831
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For I was always a rambunctious sort, and did not wish to leave well enough alone, I painted the eyes of the Anubis statue in my grandfather's laboratory wide open, and with an angry slant.
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Pissin' Everyone off, 1 at a time
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Maine
Posts: 771
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The design of the mansion fit a malevolent face which, as I looked, winked at me.
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WIP = Iceborn - Epic Fantasy/Thriller (154,000 words)
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I vant to bite you
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Way out there
Posts: 2,059
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Always the new guy at work, I thought a barbecue would be just the scene to buddy-up, until I noticed a human leg turning on the spit.
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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I just love kids--especially slow roasted with my homemade mint sauce.
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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I don't mind clawing my way to the top but I hate when my hands keep sinking into ribcages.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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Gramma could pickle anything, if the jar was big enough.
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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RUE: Resist the Urge to Edit
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Oshawa, Ontario
Posts: 1,430
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He pressed his calloused thumb against the grimy window pane so it covered the image of Becka Timms playing on her front lawn across the street, and screwed his digit clockwise, a shrill squeak filling the air.
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Marty "There's a lot of really good stuff in here, and some of it is even factual." -- Richard Castle __________________________________________________ ______ www.soderstrom.ca msoderstrom.blogspot.com |
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