Horror First Line Game - Page 2

bsolah · 10-15-2008, 07:14 AM

I had always said the only good boss was a dead boss and I knew that for sure now as I smiled at the corpse in a suit sliding down the desk in front of me.

Williebee · 10-15-2008, 07:33 AM

What I heard was that he was six foot-two, six feet down, and at least six different kinds of pissed.

scribbler1382 · 10-15-2008, 09:29 AM

Ray was nine years old when he committed his first murder.

MRevelle83 · 10-15-2008, 11:20 AM

"Why Grandma, what big empty eye sockets you have!" said the man who was not her grandson.

OctoberRain · 10-15-2008, 01:00 PM

He stroked Jane's head lovingly, then placed it on the shelf next to the others.

Thump · 10-15-2008, 01:40 PM

When the bum at the corner said he wanted to "eat me", I thought he was just one more pervert, at least until he aimed for my head.

HeronW · 10-15-2008, 02:58 PM

Worms make lousy pets but it is entertaining when they eat your neighbors.

David McAfee · 10-15-2008, 04:57 PM

The average human body holds about 6 quarts of blood, which is quite a lot when you see it smeared from one wall to the other.

ManyAk · 10-15-2008, 05:43 PM

What strikes me the most is how quickly I can go from perfectly sane to perfectly insane.

Kerr · 10-15-2008, 06:21 PM

Steve could not begin to imagine, didn't want to imagine but couldn't stop himself from replaying again and again the image, even as a part of his mind balked and cowered, the thing that poked out for the briefest of seconds from behind the tree--stalking him.

Sassee · 10-15-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Williebee

What I heard was that he was six foot-two, six feet down, and at least six different kinds of pissed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scribbler1382

Ray was nine years old when he committed his first murder.

These are excellent!

Mine:

Elaine shuddered when her knife hit home.

sheadakota · 10-15-2008, 07:27 PM

Danny Caffe was twenty-seven years old when he died, too bad no one told him.

HeronW · 10-15-2008, 08:10 PM

The trouble with home cooking is that by the time the fire dies, all the good parts are charred.

HoraceJames · 10-15-2008, 10:58 PM

I opened my 401k statement.

scribbler1382 · 10-15-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoraceJames

I opened my 401k statement.

Probably be scarier if I was American.

Oops! Looks like I've been busted. Have to post another opening as penance. Let's see...

Removing the bastard's teeth probably would have been easier if I'd gone through the mouth, but where's the fun in that?

Inarticulate Babbler · 10-16-2008, 02:32 AM

Demons and conjurings and dark concoctions; I can understand why Father was tempted by these things, even why he indentured his soul...until I inherited his debt.

Kerr · 10-16-2008, 05:32 AM

Still agitated, the parrot at the crime scene climbed the sides of his cage, squawked and called out, "Is that the bogeyman?"

bsolah · 10-16-2008, 06:28 AM

When my CEOs son took up the desk next to me at Monday morning, I knew his blood would have to be spilled onto his monitor by Friday afternoon.

Haggis · 10-16-2008, 07:05 AM

John was a bright guy, and an excellent worker with a great future, but his habit of killing our CEOs and their children didn't fit in well with our business plan, so we had no choice but to murder him.

David McAfee · 10-16-2008, 08:28 PM

My death was never reported to the police.

DeeCaudill · 10-16-2008, 10:34 PM

I learned the hard way that a Swingline stapler is useless when you are trying to keep your intestines from falling out.

badducky · 10-17-2008, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scribbler1382

Probably be scarier if I was American.

Oh, no! This post has no entry! Please edit your post to include an entry in the game. This is not a chitchat thread, scribbler!

My entry:

I woke up naked under the golden gate bridge with my mouth full of blood and torn flannel pajamas.

edit to add:

Thank you, scribbler! Go in peace and sin no more.

Edit to add an entry because this is not a chitchat thread:

My fingers wouldn't stop strangling people.

HeronW · 10-17-2008, 05:14 AM

If that furkin' skeleton sez, 'roll dem bones' one more time, I'm going to dissolve his in acid.

Sassee · 10-17-2008, 06:57 AM

I set knife to skin and traced a detailed outline down my forearm.

Williebee · 10-17-2008, 09:54 AM

I heard the soft pop before I felt the warmth on my thumb, "Eye juice... eww."

10-15-2008, 07:14 AM	#26
bsolah AW's Resident Commie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 5,380	I had always said the only good boss was a dead boss and I knew that for sure now as I smiled at the corpse in a suit sliding down the desk in front of me. __________________ Homepage \| Blog \| Facebook \| Twitter \| Sanity Juxtaposed

10-15-2008, 07:33 AM	#27
Williebee Assume Good Intentions SuperModerator Join Date: May 2007 Location: between the 1 and the 0 Posts: 15,317	What I heard was that he was six foot-two, six feet down, and at least six different kinds of pissed. __________________ "Assume Good Intentions." Read the Newbie Guide. "I Found A Knife" "We're writers; we own our words. Please choose them to add light and not just heat." "Bad advice is cunning because it dresses up as whatever it is new writers want to hear." -- Alex Adams

10-15-2008, 09:29 AM	#28
scribbler1382 RUE: Resist the Urge to Edit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Oshawa, Ontario Posts: 1,430	Ray was nine years old when he committed his first murder. __________________ Marty "There's a lot of really good stuff in here, and some of it is even factual." -- Richard Castle __________________________________________________ ______ www.soderstrom.ca msoderstrom.blogspot.com

10-15-2008, 01:00 PM	#30
OctoberRain I triple dog dare you. Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 334	He stroked Jane's head lovingly, then placed it on the shelf next to the others. __________________ Jennifer I write psychological thrillers. CREEP and FREAK are available now from Simon & Schuster/Gallery Books (US & Canada) and Little Brown/Sphere (UK). MAGNOLIA is coming in 2014. www.jenniferhillier.org

10-15-2008, 02:58 PM	#32
HeronW Down Under Fan Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel Posts: 6,404	Worms make lousy pets but it is entertaining when they eat your neighbors. __________________ Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com NEW! 'Sin Twister' Aoife's Kiss Issue 26 Fall '08 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04 'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03

10-15-2008, 11:20 AM	#29
MRevelle83 figuring it all out Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 85	"Why Grandma, what big empty eye sockets you have!" said the man who was not her grandson.

10-15-2008, 04:57 PM	#33
David McAfee God of Squirrels Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: On The Precipice... Posts: 1,653	The average human body holds about 6 quarts of blood, which is quite a lot when you see it smeared from one wall to the other. __________________ If I had a signature, you'd be reading it right now.

10-15-2008, 05:43 PM	#34
ManyAk practical experience, FTW Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 123	What strikes me the most is how quickly I can go from perfectly sane to perfectly insane. __________________ "I mean, we're all guilty, and we don't know it, so who's in jail?" -Maynard James Keenan

10-15-2008, 06:21 PM	#35
Kerr I vant to bite you Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Way out there Posts: 2,059	Steve could not begin to imagine, didn't want to imagine but couldn't stop himself from replaying again and again the image, even as a part of his mind balked and cowered, the thing that poked out for the briefest of seconds from behind the tree--stalking him. __________________ Kerr the dark one "Push me in a corner and I'll come out writin'." -Kerr

10-15-2008, 07:27 PM	#37
sheadakota part of the human equation Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Void Posts: 3,398	Danny Caffe was twenty-seven years old when he died, too bad no one told him. __________________ Fallen Through the Glass - June 7th - The Coyote's Song- September 2010 Socrate's Child- January 2011 Keeper of the Dream- June 6 2011 Center of the Storm- contracted with MUSA publishing Broken- 84K DONEDONEDONE!!! My Website Fallen is a taut, hard driving, edge of your seat thiller. Michael Wiley, author of The Last Striptease

10-15-2008, 08:10 PM	#38
HeronW Down Under Fan Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel Posts: 6,404	The trouble with home cooking is that by the time the fire dies, all the good parts are charred. __________________ Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com NEW! 'Sin Twister' Aoife's Kiss Issue 26 Fall '08 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04 'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03

10-15-2008, 10:58 PM	#39
HoraceJames practical experience, FTW Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: South Florida, Babylon, USA Posts: 278	I opened my 401k statement. __________________ HJ http://horacejames.wordpress.com/ http://twitter.com/HoraceJames Well, a rat always knows When he's in with weasels Here you lose a little everyday -- Tom Waits

10-16-2008, 02:32 AM	#41
Inarticulate Babbler Pissin' Everyone off, 1 at a time Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Maine Posts: 770	Demons and conjurings and dark concoctions; I can understand why Father was tempted by these things, even why he indentured his soul...until I inherited his debt. __________________ WIP = Iceborn - Epic Fantasy/Thriller (154,000 words)

10-16-2008, 05:32 AM	#42
Kerr I vant to bite you Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Way out there Posts: 2,059	Still agitated, the parrot at the crime scene climbed the sides of his cage, squawked and called out, "Is that the bogeyman?" __________________ Kerr the dark one "Push me in a corner and I'll come out writin'." -Kerr

10-16-2008, 06:28 AM	#43
bsolah AW's Resident Commie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 5,380	When my CEOs son took up the desk next to me at Monday morning, I knew his blood would have to be spilled onto his monitor by Friday afternoon. __________________ Homepage \| Blog \| Facebook \| Twitter \| Sanity Juxtaposed

10-16-2008, 07:05 AM	#44
Haggis Goonsquad SuperModerator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In your worst nightmare Posts: 38,135	John was a bright guy, and an excellent worker with a great future, but his habit of killing our CEOs and their children didn't fit in well with our business plan, so we had no choice but to murder him. __________________ Don't Tase me for Medicare Fraud, Bro

10-16-2008, 08:28 PM	#45
David McAfee God of Squirrels Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: On The Precipice... Posts: 1,653	My death was never reported to the police. __________________ If I had a signature, you'd be reading it right now.

10-16-2008, 10:34 PM	#46
DeeCaudill Nightmare Recycler Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Near the cattle Posts: 188	I learned the hard way that a Swingline stapler is useless when you are trying to keep your intestines from falling out.

10-17-2008, 05:14 AM	#48
HeronW Down Under Fan Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel Posts: 6,404	If that furkin' skeleton sez, 'roll dem bones' one more time, I'm going to dissolve his in acid. __________________ Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com NEW! 'Sin Twister' Aoife's Kiss Issue 26 Fall '08 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04 'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03

10-17-2008, 06:57 AM	#49
Sassee Momma Wolf Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Thataway Posts: 2,267	I set knife to skin and traced a detailed outline down my forearm. __________________ SASSEE BIOCHE Blog - Twitter - GoodReads - Facebook

10-17-2008, 09:54 AM	#50
Williebee Assume Good Intentions SuperModerator Join Date: May 2007 Location: between the 1 and the 0 Posts: 15,317	I heard the soft pop before I felt the warmth on my thumb, "Eye juice... eww." __________________ "Assume Good Intentions." Read the Newbie Guide. "I Found A Knife" "We're writers; we own our words. Please choose them to add light and not just heat." "Bad advice is cunning because it dresses up as whatever it is new writers want to hear." -- Alex Adams

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