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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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No. Nonono. Dawno's fault. It's in the AW Constitution. Look it up. |
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Militant apathist
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Creepy and wrong.
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Naked bowling pins in love. I came in here for this?
Where's the beef?(cake)
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thread stalker
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g'day unique.
oh, hey, look,...a schmoo. sssssh. don't scare it away. |
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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They're very timid, y'know.
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Militant apathist
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Yes. Timid.
I'm watching you cray. You think you're being quiet but I know you're there. I can smell batteries from a great distance. |
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thread stalker
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you rarely see the wild ones out at this hour.
they most often come out at dusk in search of graham crackers. eta: keep watching, kiddo, you'll be asleep in no time! |
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Militant apathist
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Graham crackers. Amateur. Bigger batteries than you have tried to vanquish me with graham crackers.
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Militant apathist
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If he's not challenged he'll get lazy. That big, yellow head will develop big, yellow extra chins. How much yellow can one board take?
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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I hope... a lot.
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Militant apathist
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Ack! Too... Much... Yellow...
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Burned my eyes this morning... worse than the sun.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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*inflates tires, pops clutch*
Okay, people, we're on the last leg of the journey. If you're gonna write some erotic postcards you best do it now. |
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Goonsquad
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*drains gas tank*
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teh evil broad
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It's either time for a cigarette or a cold shower.
Maybe both. :Makes note that you can't do both at the same time.: |
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Goonsquad
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*fills gas tank with water*
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Kissin' frogs!
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*hands Haggis a sack of sugar*
Try this.
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Free.
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Doesn't matter what anyone does; OP is like a black hole and this thread can't escape its pull.
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It all started with a little boo...
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Are we there yet?
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I have to pee. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? |
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Kissin' frogs!
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Stop touching me!
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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It's feelin' like summer!
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Since this IS the erotica board, shouldn't there be some risque pics or something?
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Free.
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![]() TMI! TMI! |
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Goonsquad
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I shall take this (probably last) opportunity to remind the one OP Mod who rides this bus, that she has the power to reboot this forum anywhere she damn well feels like booting it, once it winds up again in OP.
HEAR ME, JEN?
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