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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Dublin
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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No. No. Nonono. I like this one better: |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Certainly.
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Banned
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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A shave? You want a shave?
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Dammit, RT! You beat me to the punch again!
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Banned
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Going shopping with Soccer Mom and Bubastes for fudz. Not pie. I do not share pie. EVER.
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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
Johnny Depp is in da HOUSE! Okay. Whew! That felt good! *goes back to attaching chains to the bottom of the dangling bus, dropping them over the edge to the tow truck with its engine revving at the bottom of the gorge*
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Crypto-fascist
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
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Oh yes! Just happens I'm between gigs. We need to draft a killer rider. Do you have a favorite color for your dressing room? Special flowers? Foods? Music? Start a list!
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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The flowers should be either white (to go with the blue/white theme) or red (and we'll be patriotic that day). Foods... Mmmmm... Fresh seafood prepared by Alton Brown or Paula Deen. In a pinch, I'll accept Tyler Florence... unless Gerard decides he wants to cook for me, too. Music... classical. Light classical. Beethoven. Mozart (no opera). And I need chocolate available at all times... Fudge Love would be nice. |
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Crypto-fascist
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Got it! Yep. Seafood. How about for your entourage? What kind of eats do they need? Oh, and the soundproofing for your dressing room. Very important. I think you need a fresh supply of Evian for your flowers. Yup. And a crystal vase. Make that two in case Mindy or the cats breaks one. Yeah, I can totally make this work.
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Throw in whatever you like for yourself - you're part of my entourage now. And don't forget a companion for yourself, too. I don't want you to get lonely while I'm busy working... which, by the way, will only be from the time I wake up until 4pm, Oklahoma time. (No nights, weekends, or holidays.)
And chocolate chip cookies. Plenty of those - half with pecans, half without. And cold, cold, cold milk. Can't eat a warm chocolate chip cookie without icy cold milk. |
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Crypto-fascist
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Yes, I'm back.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: The unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy
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I don't post in this thread too often, so I'll settle for a Producer credit.
*sits back sends an AD for coffee*
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"Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Is that all you want? Oh, come on... you can have just about anything you want! How about... Mmmmm... A visit with Captain Phil?
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In the zone...
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Before we acquiese to any demands, or sign any contracts, I'll need to know the names of the last three films Jen starred in, what part she played and each film's worldwide box office gross.
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thread stalker
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where are we?
script writing? ugh. the mods here are,.. oh,...hey there, clockwork! how are you doing? hope your day is progressing nicely thus far.
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Goonsquad
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Frankly, I'm sick of all of you with your money-grubbing ways. This is about art. This is about creating something for future generations to enjoy. Let's hold off talk about money at least until we see the finished product, hm? That little tirade should earn me 10% of the gross, don't you think, Clockwork?
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FOB and Slayer of windmills
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Happy Bastille Day Robert!
Merci beaucoup
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National Sarcasm Society (Like We Need Your Support) _________________________________________________ One poster’s opinion on my lack of being PC (in order received). I’m truly hurt…really, I am. “You're not.” “It's so tough to be PC! You need to be respectful and tolerant, and use your brain.” “Reported. Try getting your head out of your ass before posting.” “Because of assholes like you who justify racism.” “Honestly, just stop posting. Every time you do, you just end up being more of a racist asshole.” |
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In the zone...
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This is about art, about the creation of something lasting and important for the ages. I refuse to allow anyone to lower the tone! Quote:
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thread stalker
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![]() funny! but no, haggis called me over here....it seems the scriptwriter 3000 runs on batteries. |
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In the zone...
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Gah! You're right.
Any chance of some commericial sponsorship from Eveready? I've got a whole merchandise and toy product line up in mind that are gonna need a helluva lotta batteries. |
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Yes, I'm back.
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Yes you do. And unless you want to pictures of you and your toy to hit the tabloids, you'll give me a producer credit, 1% of the budget and 5% of the worldwide gross.
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"Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."
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In the zone...
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That's a misquote and you know it! Go hock your wares to the National Enquirer. This is Hollyweird! People expect their studio chiefs to be perverts!
(we're off the record, right?) |
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