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Goonsquad
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Well, I'm sure there must have been a time when I... When people say bad things about you, I always... Never mind.
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Oh, but on the silverscreen, everyone is played by someone prettier than real life. All major dog roles are played by female dogs anyway.
Too bad I've gone cat again.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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You need more caffeine, Mom. You're lamenting catdom.
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NCIS...
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I vote for the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
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Have you JHS today?
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. OK, for some reason, I find this line to be funny as all getout. lol I blame the transcription reports I've been editing. Yeah, that's it. Transcription reports. Dang. Some of those would be sad movies, too.
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Crypto-fascist
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I blame the fourth cup of coffee I just drank to counteract my late night and early morning. They say once you go cat, you never go back.
I'm gonna go sit in the corner now.
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
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Goonsquad
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Ooooooooh, purdy.....
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Oh, cool! lol It needs to go just a wee bit faster, though, to keep up with Soccer Mom. lol
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Crypto-fascist
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:runs through thread giggling on the way to the sprinkler:
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Goonsquad
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Is she gone now? Good.
*turns on sprinkler*
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Ew! Not that sprinkler Haggis! Not even on a bet. Dog's are so dirty.
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
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For anyone who's interested, down the hall we're running an all night Kevin Spacey marathon (cuz he's awesome). First up is The Ref, followed by LA Confidential, Se7en, and American Beauty.
Popcorn is free, and the butter has no fat or calories!
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Now that's the way butter should be. lol
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Free.
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You know what would be fun? Let's put Haggis in the giant corn popper and turn it on!
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Goonsquad
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See? This is Kevin's normal behavio(u)r.
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Goonsquad
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Nuh-uh. I believe in a kinder, gentler AW. A thousand points of light, and all that crap.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
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Nope, sorry...can't understand your banter one bit.
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Yes, I'm back.
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Movies forum ay?
I sense a way to finally drive all life out of this thread. *drags in 42" TV* *puts Jaws: The Revenge in DVD player, welds player shut* *sets to play entire film on repeat* That'll clear the thread.
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"Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."
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Ya know...
Bnwhtly may have welded that DVD player shut....Hey! Wait a minute. How do you weld plastic anyway? Wouldn't it just melt? Regardless, I have an extra DVD player here, KTC, and it's not even being used. We can unplug that one and hook this one up and watch something muchly much better than any of the Jaws movies.
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Goonsquad
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I wanna see some old Ozzie and Harriet reruns.
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Yes, I'm back.
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Curses!
Foiled again
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I aim to (dis)please.
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Crypto-fascist
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<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
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Have you JHS today?
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Too bad it misses the mark too often.
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