...but I had to import it from another computer, which was a helluva lot of work, and I won't do it again.
I'm sorry my fingernails slashed you when we shook hands, but...
I'm sorry my fingernails slashed you when we shook hands, but...
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...at least she got more to eat than she does in that little room upstairs where you usually keep her hidden.
I'm sorry things ain't what they used to be, but...
I'm sorry things ain't what they used to be, but...
...if history repeats itself, I reckon, I'll just need to stick it out.
I'm sorry you confused commercialism with communism at the panel discussion the other day, but...
I'm sorry you confused commercialism with communism at the panel discussion the other day, but...
...the wounds you received from those rocks will soon heal.
I'm sorry you have a rare vision defect that causes you to see everything in purple and green, but...
I'm sorry you have a rare vision defect that causes you to see everything in purple and green, but...
you can't make "eggplant" parmigiana with butternut squash and expect people to eat it.
I'm sorry someone used your e-mail account to spam your co-workers, but
I'm sorry someone used your e-mail account to spam your co-workers, but
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... she's only earning her crust. The more the merrier, if you know what I mean.
I'm sorry you were beaten in the race to become President of the Salford tennis club, but...
I'm sorry you were beaten in the race to become President of the Salford tennis club, but...
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at least you weren't beaten to a bloody pulp. Again.
I'm sorry you're so ugly you can't get a date but...
I'm sorry you're so ugly you can't get a date but...
...since a family of rattlesnakes lives inside it, you're better off not finding it.
I'm sorry your best friend ran off with your fiancée, but...
I'm sorry your best friend ran off with your fiancée, but...
...you should have known that 100 cooks was too many.
I'm sorry you got lost a block from home, but...
I'm sorry you got lost a block from home, but...
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if you must ride it at least use the saddle.
I'm sorry you haven't had an orgasm since 1987 but...
I'm sorry you haven't had an orgasm since 1987 but...
...since that was the year you became a nun, it worked out for the best, don't you think?
I'm sorry your cat keeps having kittens (148 so far), but...
I'm sorry your cat keeps having kittens (148 so far), but...
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...you're always drinking beer, so maybe this will force you to drink water for a change.
I'm sorry your doctor amputated the wrong leg, but...
I'm sorry your doctor amputated the wrong leg, but...
people have long said you look like you were on your last leg.
I'm sorry your favorite movie was ignored at the Academy Awards, but ..
I'm sorry your favorite movie was ignored at the Academy Awards, but ..
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...still a whole lot better than to be mistaken for that Justin Bieber milksop.
I'm sorry your music collection only consists of a few albums form the Hippie era, but...
I'm sorry your music collection only consists of a few albums form the Hippie era, but...
doesn't matter now your taste of music has moved on hasn't it?
I am sorry you are still behind with your homework...
I am sorry you are still behind with your homework...
but with your party all night, sleep all day scheduled how will you ever find the time?
I'm sorry the I.R.S. sent you an audit letter, but
I'm sorry the I.R.S. sent you an audit letter, but
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you could always change your name and move to Brazil.
I'm sorry your rectal exam is tomorrow but...
I'm sorry your rectal exam is tomorrow but...