Ban him!Inkers, are you seriously going to let him give you change?!?!?!
Haggis, you cheap bastid.
Ban him!Inkers, are you seriously going to let him give you change?!?!?!
Haggis, you cheap bastid.
Inky, I'm shocked. Shocked, I say. This, after I offered to gently nibble the wood slivers out from the insides of your thighs?Ban him!
looks like I missed all the fun here today. What's going on?
In a nutshell?
Haggis attempted to have me perform a pole dance.
What's wrong with this picture?
Pole hadn't been sanded. Think lumberjack and you get the perfect image.
AND he tried tipping with quarters.
Ever seen a g-string filled with quarters?
That's like filling shot glasses with piss. Some things, ye' just don't do.
Then the wee bastid asked for change.
That said, having known Haggis for many years now, I should NO' be surprised!
Basically, Cowboy, same old same old
I resent the reference 'bout mi' age.
I'm like whiskey: burn all the way down, then leave ye' feeling warm & fuzzy.
Kinda like Haggis' memory *runs*
What do you mean same old same old? Looks pretty much like...
Wait...
Yeah, you're right. Same old same old
See. Never argue with the firebender
That Cray, such a profound battery.
this is the old west, inky....
peopledudescowboyscowbatteries spent a fair amount of time cogitating.
*ruminates*
you gals might benefit from a bit of cogitation as well instead of squawking so much.
*loses nerve*
*runs away*
This was my response to a boyfriend once, when he asked me to perform a certain favor and I took a look at the size of the project.
that might be givingtreestump!