I've got a ham shank earmarked for split pea soup this week.
I have another ham in the freezer likewise designated, but that's for later in the month.
I've got a ham shank earmarked for split pea soup this week.
BTW, have I mentioned that we decided on our vacation plans. ...
Anyone ever been to Maui? Know anything we should do?
Vince, how about trying some surfing?
Got any room in your bags?
*laughs.
You'd smuggled yourself through customs huh.
Yeah, I don't think so. I have all the grace of a blind hippopotamus on roller skates. My kids might. They're young and fit. But then I think of that movie Soul Surfer about a young girl who got her arm bit off by a shark.
Is Hawaii a foreign country now?
You know, like the who airport security thing. What are those x-rays boxes called again that screen luggage...
The scan never bothered me - i guess its because you can't see the people who are looking you over...
Yeah, I don't think so. I have all the grace of a blind hippopotamus on roller skates. My kids might. They're young and fit. But then I think of that movie Soul Surfer about a young girl who got her arm bit off by a shark.
My wife asked if I would choose the pat down or the scan where they see you nekkid. I said the scan. I want to see the operators run out of the scanning both, disgusted and throwing up in their own mouths a little bit.
And if you don't feel like going all the way to the airport, go to the Comedy Cabaret and they'll give you a TSA-style patdown.
Oh wait...what were talking about? Hawaii. Nice place. Never been. But I like pineapple.