Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

Kurlumbenus is living in a material world and he is a material gi... nevermind.

damn it!

Heron is slow!

Anthony wishes he knew all Madonna's lyrics--the incessant la-la-la-ing gets on his neighbors' nerves.

HeronW has a dead stuffed toy poodle that she uses for a drug mule while transporting various opiates through the borders of Lichtenstein. It's a dangerous occupation, and more than one border patrol agent has taken a shot at Fluffy, the infamous stuffed toy poodle. Some say it's because of pure bravery, others say it's raw nerve that Fluffy has never cried out once during any of these shootings, despite having, on more than one occassion, been riddled with 9 mm bullets. My opinion is that it's because Fluffy is dead.

Parkinsonsd never makes jokes in very bad taste.

Komnena has an inflatable Barbareno she sleeps with, and whom she suspects drinks from her water glass at night.

Heron has filled her house with model storks, many of which she carved herself when she wasn't sleeping away the mornings.

Komnena started breeding cats instead of horses because the horses were talking back and she constantly argued with Ed.

ToT is the meanest, biggest, pain in the butt on AW!

Anthony is only saying that to deflect suspicion from himself.

Over the past few days, all my bad posts are A.M. Wildman’s fault since he’s been inside my head.

Train is a werewolf.

Komnena thinks Bernardini stinks.

Anthony secretly wants the video of Haggis and RT sucking MAJOR face.

Choppersmom speaks the truth.

Anthony can certainly NOT have a cookie, but that precious little angel in his avatar can have two!

choppersmom is a genetically modified super intelligent dolphin.

Komnena does flaming body shots off of her pet Yeti. Occassionally, however, the Yeti's coarse white fur catches on fire.

Parkinsonsd never accuses anybody of abusing their pets.

SAAM has a messy house.

Anthony Matias - aw heck. I can't do it. Not with an avatar as cute as that. You get a pass.

Parksonsd likes to lick feet. Dirty feet. "Mmmmmm," says Parksonsd. "Mmmmmmmmm."

Stephanie took a walk in the woods with Bill.

Anthony doesn't know anything about my house!!

SAAM messes up on the games, while Anthony is perfect! (ya right)