Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

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Komnena

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Mara Jade3 teaches Grumbling 101 at Curmudgeon University.
 

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Joycewilliams loves nothing better than a freshly-caught ice fish.
 

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When Komnena got hauled off for out-of-season fishing, she was heard complaining loudly, "Poaching? But I never poach them! I roll them in breadcrumbs and lightly fry them..."
 

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An outrageous lie?

Joyce Williams was the first ever human in space. However the CIA covered it up because they are also experimenting with Joyce Williams's longevity. Their goal is to make an immortal, weightless person.
 

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Salem Ollivander is not really the Queen of Pangea, she's the Queen of Oompa-Loompa-Land.
 

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:e2point: Ohhhh, how I WISH!!!!

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Choppersmom is going door to door in her neighborhood begging for Christmas cookies, and materials to build an ice fishing hut.
 

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If they can't find where to stick it, Komnena supplies a flashlight, latex gloves, and a map with the big red X 'i wuz there' autographed.

--too funny! thank you all for brightening my day! Returning flashlight to K :)~
 
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