Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

I hate it when they turn crap in to a media event. Last week I saw two or three stories on TV about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dating.

I. Don't. Care.

What? How can you not care about THAT?!!?

Crazy.

I was too interested in the photos of Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber together!

OMZGZZZ. Me too.

Good morning, house of coffee addicts.

alleycat said:

It might turn in to Punday.

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Ooooooo. Yes! Yes!


Oh.


Wait.


I have to work now.




Can we do puns tomorrow?




Pleeeeeeeese?

I'll have to check with the muppet, but I think we can delay Punday.

Instead, we'll have No Pants Day!

Wait.


You have to check with the muppet?

It takes two to pun correctly.

One person punning is just annoying.

regdog said:

And illegal is 12 states plus the District of Columbia

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Yes, some punners have been pepper sprayed in the past.

Morninz y'all

Tiz, your cakes are making my mouth water. That bed cake is bedelicious looking!

I want cake.

I have a friend who makes weird cakes. Though these are not them. These look super yummy.

I don't know. I kind of like food that doesn't stare back.

alleycat said:

I don't know. I kind of like food that doesn't stare back.

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Why u gotta be so picky

That cake needs Murine.

Lol! Love that cake!

That's why we're renaming it Moneyday.

Prayers sent nighty! You are so brave, sweet 'n deserve only great things. s. Lurve you 'n all!

alleycat said:

I'll have to check with the muppet, but I think we can delay Punday.

Instead, we'll have No Pants Day!

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*checks pants*

They don't even exist!

ROAR

GailD said:

Wait.


You have to check with the muppet?

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*sigh*

Gail, it's quite obvious from the adoration and respect that is heaped upon me that I'm in charge around here.

Now, you will respect my AUTHORITAH!

alleycat said:

It takes two to pun correctly.

One person punning is just annoying.

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Philosophical question of the day: If a pun is made in a forest, but there is nobody to hear it, is it still a pun?

Silent Rob said:

Gail, it's quite obvious from the adoration and respect that is heaped upon me that I'm in charge around here.

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Adoration and respect are not what we're heaping on you. It's something a little smellier.

Drakkar Noir!