Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

zanzjan · Jul 26, 2013

Achoo! God bless you,
lest demons spew forth in fire,
born of your nostils!

kkbe · Jul 27, 2013

born of your nostrils
fire-breathe her, moved to weep.
douse that girl in flames.

Kate Thornton · Jul 27, 2013

douse that girl in flames
before her hand closes on
the detonator

William E. Harlan · Jul 27, 2013

The Detonator,
Super villain with a plan.
Super simple plan.

zanzjan · Jul 27, 2013

Super simple plan:
Sell a book, make tons of dough.
Wait, what? I must write?

Rufus Coppertop · Jul 29, 2013

Wait, what? I must write
What? Wait! Write what when? And why?
Wannabe lucid!

kkbe · Jul 29, 2013

Wanna be lucid?
Don't you know reality
is overrated?

onestepp · Jul 29, 2013

is overated
icicles, snowballs, snowmen
wonderland's magic

William E. Harlan · Jul 29, 2013

Wonderland's magic.
Carolyn's band of blues men.
Imperial apes.

Ganesha · Jul 30, 2013

Imperial apes.
only eat green grapes, and yet
commoners eat swine

William E. Harlan · Aug 1, 2013

"Commoners eat swine."
"They do. They call us 'bacon.'"
The little pig cringed.

kkbe · Aug 1, 2013

" 'The little pig cringed.'
The End," he said. "No, Daddy!
Tell Wolfie again!"

B.D. Eyeslie · Aug 2, 2013

Tell Wolfie again,
the haikus have been taken
to the water's edge.

William E. Harlan · Aug 2, 2013

To the water's edge,
My reflection doesn't breathe.
Rippling, drowned me.

Albedo of Zero · Aug 2, 2013

Rippling, drowned me
until with wavering fins
I broke the surface

zanzjan · Aug 3, 2013

I broke the surface,
reached inside the World for hope,
found only myself.

kkbe · Aug 4, 2013

Found only myself
to blame. I'm guilty as charged
and sentenced to Death.

B.D. Eyeslie · Aug 5, 2013

...and sentenced to death
for a belief is better
than self-ablation.

zanzjan · Aug 7, 2013

Then, self-ablation:
scour your worthless memories
free of feckless men

kkbe · Aug 8, 2013

Free of feckless men,
those ineffectuals who
don't say what they mean. . .

zanzjan · Aug 8, 2013

Don't say what they mean!
Instead, paint them with words
to dazzle and turn.

William E. Harlan · Aug 8, 2013

To dazzle and turn.
To be radiant for you.
Disco ball of love.

Albedo of Zero · Aug 10, 2013

Disco ball of love
Electric avenue prose
Play that funky muse

zanzjan · Aug 11, 2013

Play that funky Muse,
toe-tap out plot and plume,
dance, Writer, now dance!

William E. Harlan · Aug 11, 2013

Dance, write her, now dance!
I'm ecstatic, it's magic!
She's my manuscript.