Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Mar 18, 2012

Um.

Wouldn't it be better to write AS work?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 18, 2012

Right now.

Too soon?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 19, 2012

I guess it's been a while now.

Is it the time of the season?

swachski · Mar 19, 2012

Yes, send the extra to Haggis.

Doesn't he just love the stuff?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 19, 2012

Yes.

Safety first, right?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 19, 2012

Much, much more.

Got a box truck I can borrow?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 19, 2012

No, I can't.

Don't you remember that they banned me for that...um...incident?

L.J. · Mar 19, 2012

Yep. I'd ban you, too, if I could.

Wait. Could you meet me on the Forum Ban Game?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 19, 2012

Um, sure...

Why?

Sheila Muirenn · Mar 19, 2012

That's a stupid question.

Why, oh why, oh why did you ask?

L.J. · Mar 19, 2012

Only when the doctor hits my knee with that mallet.

Is it because I still owe him five bucks?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 19, 2012

3 - 5 years.

Hard time?

L.J. · Mar 19, 2012

Nah.

Wasn't your stay at San Quentin like a country club?

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

Not really. I don't golf either.

Do you goph?

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

Désolé, je ne parle pas français.

Have you noticed what a significant difference a pair of pants can make?

L.J. · Mar 20, 2012

Yes.

Do these jeans from the Tractor Supply Co. make me look like Farmer Brown?

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

No, but the tractor does.

Do hogs actually need ploughing, though?

L.J. · Mar 20, 2012

How else was I gonna have bacon this morning?

Q & A

Snitchcat · Mar 20, 2012

It ran off with the little piggies and they all went to the market.

Kitty cat or several?

Silent Rob · Mar 20, 2012

As many as you have available.

Now, what's new, pussycat?

kayleamay · Mar 20, 2012

With a box of Sudafed and a pile of Kleenex, as usual.

Isn't the sun supposed to come out now?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 20, 2012

It sure is. And it's bright.

Isn't night a little better, for us suffering folks?

L.J. · Mar 20, 2012

And for those things that hide under the fireplace.

Seen Sally lately?

L.J. · Mar 20, 2012

See divorce lawyer run (his mouth).

See Dick and Jane squabble?

Sheila Muirenn · Mar 20, 2012

Oh I can tell you about DICK.

Do you have a few hours?