Road Trip postcards: Death by Cliché

Soccer Mom said:

puff, puff

'kay, he's here. No, no. In the back of the jeep.

ants: just took a little duct tape and a stun gun. Oooof. Little help?

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Right. I'll get the duct tape and shot gun.

I just meant I'd carry the duct tape and shot gun. . .you can drag him, right?

sorry to bust your bubble ladies but that's his double ya have there. I got the real deal locked up here.

Soccer Mom said:

Uh...sure. Let's get him inside. OFG should be back soon.

I'm sure you and I can think of something to do with him until then...


UUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffffffggggggggggggggggg!!


Heavy.

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Can we dress him up in a little Bo Peep outfit, take lots of pictures, and use them later for blackmail?


Huh huh huh? Can we? Can we?

Hey! I just realised I can lock or delete this thread if I want. Exactly how evil do I feel right now....

Studios? yeah, I guess.

I was thinking we'd have the pics to blackmail OFG.

clockwork said:

Hey! I just realised I can lock or delete this thread if I want. Exactly how evil do I feel right now....

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*squeezes clock* Mmm, you feel fair to middling evil. I think the thread will stay.

clockwork said:

Hey! I just realised I can lock or delete this thread if I want. Exactly how evil do I feel right now....

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Now don't be hasty love. Deleting would just be ...so ...uncool!

storygirl said:

But does he want you?

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Yes.

Cassiopeia said:

sorry m'dear, he's stashed away all for meeeeeeeeeeee.

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No.

Soccer Mom said:

puff, puff

'kay, he's here. No, no. In the back of the jeep.

ants: just took a little duct tape and a stun gun. Oooof. Little help?

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Good work! YOU get a bonus.

Soccer Mom said:

Uh...sure. Let's get him inside. OFG should be back soon.

I'm sure you and I can think of something to do with him until then...


UUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffffffggggggggggggggggg!!


Heavy.

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Mmmmm... you didn't do anything rash, did you, SM?

Cassiopeia said:

sorry to bust your bubble ladies but that's his double ya have there. I got the real deal locked up here.

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Double-schmubble. I used to work for Xerox back when copies were so good, you couldn't tell 'em from the original. Gerrys all around!

storygirl said:

Studios? yeah, I guess.

I was thinking we'd have the pics to blackmail OFG.

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Good luck. To be blackmailed, I'd have to have shame.

storygirl said:

*squeezes clock* Mmm, you feel fair to middling evil. I think the thread will stay.

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I am NOT going to tell you what I read in that sentence the first time through.

Here! Let me perform CPR!

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Here! Let me perform CPR!

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THE MOUTH, OFG! THE MOUTH!

Rolling Thunder said:

Don't make me pull this thread over and lock it, people.

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clockwork said:

Hey! I just realised I can lock or delete this thread if I want. Exactly how evil do I feel right now....

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One of you just do it!
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Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it

Haggis said:

THE MOUTH, OFG! THE MOUTH!

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Hey, you do your CPR; I'll do mine.

:: Dramatic pause ::

LOOK! HE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Or excited.

Or... something.

i'm good at cpr

who needs it? rt???

Cray. . .you scare me.

storygirl said:

Cray. . .you scare me.

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Yeah, but he's got a nice rack.

Haggis said:

Yeah, but he's got a nice rack.

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That he does. I'm actually a little jealous.

Well, I might be, too... especially with their... um... shall we say 'perkiness'? Then I see the boils on his shoulders, chest, neck, and face and I think, "Hmmm. I guess droopy is okay!"

I

storygirl said:

Cray. . .you scare me.

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my eyes are up here, storygirl!

sheez.