Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Silent Rob

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No, but Bubba does.

Why does he insist on trying to squeeze into your old cheerleading outfit?
 
Sheila Muirenn

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You are not allowed to spit. No spitting please. This is a no spitting bridge.

May I give you a wedgie now?
 

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A wedge of cheesecake would be just fine.

Blueberries on top?
 
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Over the lips, and past the gums...

...look out hips, here it comes?
 

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In other words, just rub it on my hips...

It'll be faster?
 
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Like my neighbor and I used to say...

Hey, what's that brownie doing on your thigh?
 

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Um..

Was that one of Kelly's special brownies?
 
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Possibly.

Is that why we had the munchies?
 

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Could be.

Where's a pepperoni pizza when you need one?
 

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I dunno.

How do they look in a fire helmet?
 

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That sounds kinda creepy.

Who are these Deliverance boys?
 
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I must have missed them.

They won't be back soon, will they?
 

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Depends.

Did you order pizza?
 
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I sure was planning on it.

Not a good night for that kind of thing?
 

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It's a good night to me. :D

You paying?
 

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Pepperoni. Make that double the pepperoni. :D

Can we have Bon Jovi deliver it?
 

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Was it the pepperoni pizza that brought you here? :)

Question and Answer
 

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Slap my forehead.

What was I thinking?
 
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Going inside in a blaze of glory.

Isn't that how all pizza should be delivered?
 
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