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Okay, thread derail. By the way I have to qualify this by saying I love the Christopher Reeve Superman!
Anyway, why I liked Superman Returns. Basically I thought Singer was merging the Superman story with Christian mythos. I have always thought of Superman as a kind of Christ-figure, and it really worked for me here. Well, I guess he's both the Christ-figure and the God-figure, but whatever, it's a movie. I thought I would have big-time objections to the whole kid thing, but I didn't. I thought it was justified. Superman is a savior. He's a god-like hero who fell in love with a mortal. He had to sacrifice his desire to live like a normal human and he also found his son a "Joseph" - a father who could raise him to be a good man in his true father's absence. Obviously it was a huge canonical departure, but I like it when people play with canon. I mean, I'm a Batman junkie and I loved what they did with Two-Face in TDK, in spite of it not being even close to the "accepted" story.