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*joins Unseen Moon in the battle cry.*

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN!

STOP BEGGING ME FOR STUFF!

DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY!

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I have, I have! I wrote 1,928 words last night on a new story. Wrote until midnight, then adrenalin wouldn't let me sleep for another two hours. I think the heat wave is my muse.

Or maybe sitting in the walk-in cooler drinking iced coffee with Spiral and Greeny inspired me. :)
Almost 2000 words, way good :TheWave:

More coffee, more cooler, and more Greeny, that's what we all need :D
Way to go swachski! I don't do well in the heat. I think I managed all of about 200 words yesterday. But today I am raring to go...as soon as I have my coffee. :)
Great stuff. The writing and the coffee ;)
I have. Currently editing as I type it into the comp.
:yessmiley
Poor, poor MCs, be strong I still have plans for you!
It kind sounds like you should've done an evil laugh after that :D
I finished a small part of Part One in my book.
:yessmiley :banana: :banana: :banana:
 

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I am very sad, however, that real bananas don't do that. I'd spend a significantly longer amount of time in the produce section if so.

Although I suppose, how would you eat a dancing banana? Alive? Would you quick-boil it like a lobster? Smash its head with a spoon? Quick knife and off with the top? Would they still dance for a while, even headless? Are the little legs edible? I just don't know! This is why it's probably better that you can't get dancing bananas in the grocery store.

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Another battle cry....

I LOVE CELERY!

Oh Mythbusters proved that it's actually pretty hard to slip on the bananananananana peel.

Banananananana is just one word I have a hard time stopping the spelling on.

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Almost 2000 words, way good :TheWave:
Joins this for everyone here!!!
More coffee, more cooler, and more Greeny, that's what we all need :D
Agreed......Hell yes.........I am at your service. Missed you too :D
Great stuff. The writing and the coffee ;)
Yes!! (but don't forget me ;) )
:yessmiley

It kind sounds like you should've done an evil laugh after that :D
Mwuahahahaha...It was implied...and sometimes it is sceerier without the evil laugh...ask the MC strapped to...never mind...:D
:yessmiley :banana: :banana: :banana:

:banana:
A few notes on the thoughtful thoughts put into this banana business:
1. Bananas are verra awesome, indeed.
2. Do bananas have heads? I suppose Jed would know.
3. I think it all depends on how one wanted to enjoy the said dancing banana...
4. I'd like a tortured banana please. Peel away layer, Freeze it (with icecream), smother (with gooey yummy syrups) and then for the final touch split it in half. Muahahahaha.


Oooh, yes, I can turn making a banana split into sounding like a murderous event. (better with evil laugh jed?)

And loooove the battle cries...we need a thread. I should make one. "Battle Cries". For those in battle (any and all battles)...hmmms
 
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Greeny, that sounds so yummy.

Here's a little banana trivia for you all. Most people think bananas grow on trees, but actually, they are not a tree at all, but a herb!
 
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So I'm watching Quartermass and the Pit right now and I just heard an unusual phrase:

Where was Moses when the lights went out?

What does this phrase mean?

Does anybody know?
 

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Bananas themselves are a fruit...they also contain an acid found in Prozac...hence they love to dance. :D

*Really, really wants alcohol*
 

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Tum, 'In the dark like everyone else'
Groping for a pack of Mecca! (cigs)
My kind of Moses. ;)

To be honest, though this has been used every which way, Moses was probably praying or safe in his smelly arc waiting to find land and such.

Aww KTC, no dancing with them? No going bananas?
I have a nephew who also has a banana intolerance, are you allergic to latex? *hugs*
 
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Haha, have no fear, it's my personal title. I, and only I am the holder of this title. And a few others that I've been titled. :tongue
Some day perhaps someone will be "Fair Knight of War" it has a nice ring to it, I suppose, but mine is still better. I was wonderful at warring in the royalty threads, and writing and such...some day, I will find my writerly equal. ;)
 

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I would think it would "Dark Knight of War" but I suppose it's a matter of taste. :)
 

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Hm, much nicer. Dark Knight of War...works magnificently. :ROFL:

Aww, that's hardly fair...though highly amusing...I knew Will of last and first names in the Army and never once fired at them, and I'm an excellent shot. :tongue so it's for the best

Must go...do something productive. :D
 

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Does anyone have any coffee. Or any kind of poison for that matter. I'll beg if I have too. LOL. Sorta. :)

I'd settle for a banana..daquiri if need be. ;)

Congrats for all the writing done in the last days. Yes, Sara, you too, no need to feel bad. :Hug2:
How long does it takes all of you too finish out a 60 k ms?
 

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No begging necessary, andreea, here's some poison. :e2coffee:

:banana:Are the little legs edible?

:roll:

To be honest, though this has been used every which way, Moses was probably praying or safe in his smelly arc waiting to find land and such.
Wasn't that Noah on the Ark? :D

Battle cry: FIRE AT UNSEEN MOON! :guns:

You're right, Will works better.

I wrote another 1,000 words last night! Here's a toast to everyone who's got their writing on. (including all who have only succeeded in writing on this forum.) :e2drunk:

And while I'm in a smilie roll, this is for all of those evil bananana slayers. :sword
 
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No begging necessary, andreea, here's some poison. :e2coffee:



:roll:

Wasn't that Noah on the Ark? :D

Battle cry: FIRE AT UNSEEN MOON! :guns:

You're right, Will works better.

I wrote another 1,000 words last night! Here's a toast to everyone who's got their writing on. (including all who have only succeeded in writing on this forum.) :e2drunk:

And while I'm in a smilie roll, this is for all of those evil bananana slayers. :sword
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
*grabs the coffee and swings down half of it*

Yeap, it was Noah. :D
Congrats on your writing. Here's a banana for you.:banana:
 

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Thanks for the banana! I'll take that peeled, with legs please. :D
 
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