My name is John Barbee, and I am a writer of dark satire and transgressive fiction. This is a fancy way of saying that I self-medicate and stare at my computer screen for hours a day while blaming society for my lack of results. Believe it or not, I am not here just to act like a peacock and beg for critique on my literary feathers. I hope to become a part of a community of writers, artists, and intellectuals in a world where relationship status changes are more important than quality content or advanced thinking. Thank you in advance for welcoming me, and I hope we can become friends. Just don't get offended if it takes me a while to invite you to family functions.