Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Silent Rob

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With hasenpfeffer!

A jarman party!

PS. cray, say something profound. Posteriority demands it.
 

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Well, good morning, team! Have you all been practicing? I see Kelly's ready to play. SR, nice try, but the baseball bats are in the corner. Unless you think you can hook the kitty in that net and toss him across the field at a batter, which would certainly add an interesting aspect to the game.

*pulls baseball bat out of thigh holster*

Play ball!

Unless you'd like to change the cat into something else, Reg. Then we'd have to find a different game. As super mod, it's your option.

And of course the team is delighted to wait until you change Cray into something (else) pink and hideous. Although if you could change him into something pink and hideous that also plays good kitty ball...
 

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i totally will, brah. just give me a few minutes to noodle it.




















yeah. i said it.

Ok. But close your bedroom door.

*checks post count*

Gah!

mindf*ck
 

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*Says something extra profound - since posterity demands it. :D
 

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One more post to go, cray. Who knows? Maybe you'll be turned into a battery. :)

Ooh, maybe a pretty pink battery with "Cray's Gal" flashing on the bottom.


ETA:

OMG! I just dropped in to say hi to Susie, and....and...she's CRAY'S GAL!

I didn't stop to say hello. I don't even know how I got out of there -- I just ran. It's horrible, I tell ya! Horrible!

:cry:
 
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How can you even run with toes like that?

I'm curious.

I mean, i'm not curious. You're curious.

Gah!

You know what I mean.
 

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I don't so much run as slither. Quickly. See?

*slithers toward SR and entwines toes around his ankles*
 

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*tickles the back of SR's knees*

And have you met my houseplant, Cleopatra? She's friendly, too.

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Is she damaged by exposure to drakkar noir?
 

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As far as I can tell, she seems to thrive on just about everything. And she's a hungry little darling. She swallowed that Ken guy in one gulp. Didn't gag a bit.


ETA:

Rob, dear, would you mind if Cleopatra ate you now? I know it's not quite lunchtime, but Haggis is bored. And he gets cranky when he's bored. It would give him something to watch.
 

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Come on, cray. Post, already. I don't have all day.

ok, ok. here’s what i’d like to say for my super epic and huge and totally awesome 22kth post:

it ain’t right.

what’s that? oh, you are wondering what ain’t right. well, it’s this….

it is the time of year when mrs. cray, dawg bless her, thinks she needs a break. i know, i know. wtf does that mean, right? i said the same thing! cripes. a break from what, right? it can’t be from me. i mean, who would want that?
no one, that’s who.

anyway, yeah, she doesn’t care what i think so she is leaving for cali for her ‘girl’s weekend’ soon.

we know that weekends are traditionally comprised of a saturday and a sunday but not in mrs. cray’s world. the weekend in ‘girl’s weekend’ is thurs night to monday night.
how is that? you can’t just make up new definitions for ‘weekend.’ fark.

anyway, this all means a lot of things but the two biggies are:
1) it means that i won’t be in california.
b: it means that i’ll be alone with the cray children. alone! i’ll need to know how many there are? where they are? they eat, right? if yes, everyday? do they self-clean? and they will need to somehow get to school, etc. with clothes on.

what. the. hell.

it ain’t right.

and you know what’s more? i don’t see any tupperware thingies in the fridge yet with labels like “friday,” or “dinner” or “eat this” or anything.

and i’ll tell you something else although i don’t think any of them wear diapers anymore but i’m getting some and they’re all going to be wearing them. yanno, just to be safe.

there is a dog here too. i don’t know much about that thing either.


i’m very very very worried about this “weekend.” i’ll need support that’s for sure.
what? no. :roll: :roll: :roll:
not from you dorks.

and please don't even bother to point out the typos in this post. i'm very upset right now.





i think i need to post this in the conquering challenges section.
 

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Prior to leaving, Mrs. Cray organizes a theme party.

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