Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Duchessmary said:

*disapproving jazz hands*
Six more weeks of winter thanks to the groundhog. Big deal. It's getting close to spring here anyway.

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I swear, we haven't had winter here yet.

One week of nasty 'venture outside and freeze solid in 2.5 seconds' weather isn't typical of this area.

It's totally freezing here. Even the parrots aren't as cheerful as normal.

ROAR

*fills hot tub with chocolate*

LaurieD said:

*fills hot tub with chocolate*

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*Jumps in hot tub o' chocolate with a box of Graham Crackers (for dipping, yanno) *

*dips marshmallow in hot tub, holds at eye level, considers chocolate meltedness, nods*

Yup, it's good

*adds marshmallows, sinks into tub*

*blows up water wings*

*passes the muppet duct tape to patch his water wings*

I would rather have duck tape!

QUACK

Of course, my mistake...

*tosses duck*

Everyone knows ducks float loads better than ducts

Duchessmary said:

*disapproving jazz hands*
Six more weeks of winter thanks to the groundhog. Big deal. It's getting close to spring here anyway.

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I have the perfect solution to that. Shoot the groundhog. Then he won't see his damn shadow.

I'll drink to that.

We're having drinks?

I'll have a Pink Lady, please.

If you're pouring, I'll have a rye and coke. Strong.

I just sim subbed a short.

I've never subbed fiction to magazines before (I tried a cpl of contests last year, that's the extent of my sub experience).

I wanna go throw up now.

Oh, and does anyone know of a free tracker for submissions?

Like querytracker?

Sydneyd said:

Like querytracker?

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Ummm, if that allows me to track what mags I've subbed to, that would work, yup.

*off to google*

DomesticImp said:

*off to google*

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Pervert!

I think at about 4.30 or 5pm tonight, I shall be in a swimming pool.

Maybe I should tell dad to start filling it with chocolate now...

Lavern08 said:

Pervert!

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Coin that, Lavern! Along with DANG!

Okay, Funners, I'm shutting down now, in preparation for a long day of travelling.

I probably won't be online quite so much in the coming few days.

See ya round.

Fair winds and following seas Cliff!

holy crap... have I not posted in here today????? It's inconceivable!!

I've had a heckof busy day. So glad it's my Friday. I really need to go home & blog & then edit. Or take a nap, blog & edit.