Arm the Women!

chickenma · Sep 10, 2014

Hey, Obama, here's a new market for arms dealers and an army I could support. Let's train and arm women world-wide, Sunis, Shiahs, Hindus, Congolese. To hell with all this flying testosterone.

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Cranky · Sep 10, 2014

Question: was there an article or something that lead you to post this? That's generally how we roll in P&CE, rather than posting a drive-by opinion.

Amadan · Sep 10, 2014

I think the gun industry is already aware of this market.

William Haskins · Sep 10, 2014

chickenma said:
Hey, Obama, here's a new market for arms dealers and an army I could support. Let's train and arm women world-wide, Sunis, Shiahs, Hindus, Congolese. To hell with all this flying testosterone.

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here's some sunni women who would love more guns. you should send them your address.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/female-isis-brigade-cracks-women-raqqa/story?id=24622389

Vince524 · Sep 10, 2014

I think the idea of all women having arms is wonderful. Legs are cool too. To be honest, there are other body parts I like women to have.

PorterStarrByrd · Sep 10, 2014

Can't imagine a sane article that could support the OP.

PorterStarrByrd · Sep 10, 2014

Vince524 said:
I think the idea of all women having arms is wonderful. Legs are cool too. To be honest, there are other body parts I like women to have.

.. and I'm guessing you aren't all that particular about those.

SomethingOrOther · Sep 10, 2014

Vince524 said:
To be honest, there are other body parts I like women to have.

Tails? Antennae? Corkscrew penises? We demand answers!

Vince524 · Sep 10, 2014

SomethingOrOther said:
Tails? Antennae? Corkscrew penises? We demand answers!

yes, yes, no.

William Haskins · Sep 10, 2014

has anyone already said noses? i love a good nose.

Xelebes · Sep 10, 2014

William Haskins said:
has anyone already said noses? i love a good nose.

One that doesn't whistle.

CassandraW · Sep 10, 2014

Did someone say corkscrew penis?

ETA:

What? If you're at a picnic or something, that could come in handy.

Rufus Coppertop · Sep 10, 2014

Tentacles. Gotta love a woman with tentacles.

ShaunHorton · Sep 10, 2014

Rufus Coppertop said:
Tentacles. Gotta love a woman with tentacles.

I could say a tail and/or wings, but I think Rufus wins the thread.

CassandraW · Sep 10, 2014

Rufus Coppertop said:
Tentacles. Gotta love a woman with tentacles.

And if you have tentacles, arms are rather redundant.

Rufus Coppertop · Sep 10, 2014

ShaunHorton said:
I could say a tail and/or wings, but I think Rufus wins the thread.

CassandraW · Sep 10, 2014

ShaunHorton said:
I could say a tail and/or wings, but I think Rufus wins the thread.

Pffft. Isn't that just like a man, goggling over the chick with tentacles. What does a girl have to do to get some corkscrew penises around this place?

mccardey · Sep 10, 2014

Arm me! No - really. Arm me! :evil

(I put the Harm in Harmon)

ETA: Ok - that last bit only works if you know that my married name is Harmon. Also - my daughter made it up. I'm a plagiarist. What can I say?

CassandraW · Sep 10, 2014

But you have an arm in Harmon already. It's my turn to get an arm.

Rufus Coppertop · Sep 10, 2014

Duck!

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketsc...ses-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

shaldna · Sep 11, 2014

I don't have anything to add to this thread. I just wanted to be part of it before it gets locked.

PorterStarrByrd · Sep 11, 2014

oooh oooh I've never been locked inside a thread. Don't leave NG.

Cranky · Sep 11, 2014

Your wish is my command, Porter. Locking now. You all have five minutes to reach minimum safe distance.

Arm the Women!

chickenma

Cranky

Amadan

William Haskins

poet

Vince524

Are you gonna finish that bacon?

PorterStarrByrd

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

PorterStarrByrd

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

SomethingOrOther

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Vince524

Are you gonna finish that bacon?

William Haskins

poet

Xelebes

Delerium ex Ennui

CassandraW

Rufus Coppertop

ShaunHorton

AW's resident Velociraptor

CassandraW

Rufus Coppertop

CassandraW

mccardey

CassandraW

Rufus Coppertop

shaldna

The cake is a lie. But still cake.

PorterStarrByrd

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Cranky