The Bent Nail Saloon.

regdog said:

Cowboy. How have you been? I can't believe where here at the same time.

**Dies happy dance**

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Dan, you been feeding reg drinks again, or has she just been hanging around cray too much?

I ain't been able to work this dang internet thingy for 2 weeks.
I went to their office to tell them the dang thing don't work and they can have it back is this is all the good their service is.
*slams old, corroded, dial-up modem on the counter*
*A-hem* "Mr. Kelso, it seems you haven't paid your bill in 2 months."
"OH. Never mind."
*Kelso slips out the back door and heads for the Bent Nail to find a friendly soul to commiserate about these new fangled what-u-ma-call-its*
*Spit*
And to think I wore cray's teeth and a shirt I've only wore a week and they still wanted Yankee dollars.
*SPIT*
Ya know, I kind-a wondered why the bills collecters quit calling.
Maybe being disconnected won't be so bad.
*sniffle*
I might miss reg making mooneyes at cowboy whenever he saunters in.
Guess, I'll have drop out of Haggis's pool about how long cowboy lives after he pats reg's butt, outta habit, like he does his horse.

I have to say the look does suit this particular thread.

Yes, given that half of the modern Westerns out there are steampunk.

*ambles in*




*helps self to bottle*






*stares into drink*











*spit*

Need me to make a reservation for the two of you? You can be his cowgirl ;D

*runs through thread with pants on head*

WoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

Those dang attention seekers.

Nice legs though.

Now I'm scared!

regdog said:

You know the scary part, Englishman, those were cray's pants

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You know how she could tell?

One giant leg. Nothing else.