Rate your butt

Lantern Jack · Apr 2, 2007

From 1 to 10. One being flabby melons, 10 being one sweet caboose.

I rate my rump a six, although Celia'd probably give me an eight. She loves how I'm always petting my posterior. It's not 'cause I love my own butt. It's just an OCD thing, like how I play with my toes or subconsciously scrunch my nose.

writerterri · Apr 2, 2007

I've been sworn to secrecy. I can't talk about my butt unless it's on the line. But my butt can cash checks that my mouth writes, pretty well.

Cassiopeia · Apr 2, 2007

i have had comments between...what a cute little butt to you are a no butt..but since I have been using weights and a recumbant cycle I would say I have a 7 .

Maryn · Apr 3, 2007

I'd rather rate a butt I can see. Gentlemen?

TsukiRyoko · Apr 3, 2007

All butts are 1's. Why? Because they're butts, the most expendable part of human anatomy. They freak me out, just like belly buttons (they don't need to BE THERE ANY MORE! There's no use for them!).

Bmwhtly · Apr 3, 2007

Maryn said:
I'd rather rate a butt I can see. Gentlemen?

What, again?
OK, but this time you can't sell the pics.

MidnightMuse · Apr 3, 2007

What are ya' gonna sit on if you don't got no butt? How are you gonna keep your jeans from fallin' down?

I'm with Maryn - too hard to rate your own butt, I'd rather rate ones I can examine.

pconsidine · Apr 3, 2007

I'm going with a 9, but only because a false sense of confidence suits me better than a false sense of modesty.

Maryn · Apr 3, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
What, again?
OK, but this time you can't sell the pics.

Geez-Louise, Ben, I blurred your face. What have you got to complain about?

Maryn, entrepreneurial soul

davids · Apr 3, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
All butts are 1's. Why? Because they're butts, the most expendable part of human anatomy. They freak me out, just like belly buttons (they don't need to BE THERE ANY MORE! There's no use for them!).

Ridiculous-it is the buttress of all spiritual movement-without it we are simply unflatulatious

pink lily · Apr 3, 2007

I checked the tags inside of my jeans, and I'm rated 26.

Bmwhtly · Apr 3, 2007

Maryn said:
Geez-Louise, Ben, I blurred your face. What have you got to complain about?

I told you, rubbing vaseline on your monitor so my face is blurred Doesn't Work!

Maryn · Apr 3, 2007

[Maryn claps both hands over her mouth to keep from blurting out any sentence with both butt and Vaseline in it.]

Maryn, miraculously able to type nevertheless

Sohia Rose · Apr 3, 2007

Ugh, I would rate my butt an 8 1/2. My hubby would say a 10. That's his favorite body part of mine.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Apr 3, 2007

Butt ratings are a matter of personal preference. I'd rate mine a 10 because it does what it's intended to do with little muss and/or fuss. Ol' Boy would rate it a 10 'cause he likes it. Who cares what anyone else thinks?

Jaycinth · Apr 3, 2007

8.
I still have 60 days to use the gym before swimsuit season.

I'll be a 9 then...

I'll leave the 10's to the teenagers...Like Ol' Fashioned Girl up there.

C.bronco · Apr 3, 2007

mine goes to 11

Sohia Rose · Apr 3, 2007

Jaycinth said:
8.
I still have 60 days to use the gym before swimsuit season.

I'll be a 9 then... ...

Hehehe. That's why I haven't missed a workout session in a few weeks! Summer is coming and there will be no hiding the butts behind coats.

Can you say Levi's skinny jeans?

rhymegirl · Apr 3, 2007

WildScribe · Apr 3, 2007

I'd say an 8, but only because of the stretch marks (thank you, baby). But I'm pregnant, so who cares about my ass?

The Scip · Apr 3, 2007

My wife says I'm a 10, I hate to disagree.

Bmwhtly · Apr 3, 2007

Mines a 10 for comfortable sitting on. As to looking at... why would you?

J. Weiland · Apr 4, 2007

I get the impression that my girlfriend thinks mine is a 10 for groping.

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