TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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Rolling Thunder

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Actually, a song and some pastries would be nice right about now.
 

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Hey Jay...you make me smile... congrats and good luck...I think you'll be great!
hugs kimmi
 

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The world quacked with fear
And the mushrooms blossomed freely
For hippies with digestive problems
To come and get touchy feely

My mom warned me once
That cuddly sociopaths are not
good to date.
"Find some bipolar wench!" She screamed,
and sent me out of her site.


A string of profanity
came streaming from my soul
when I heard that Lady Jay
That is; Jay The Cold
Would be coming to the land of the munchkins
And bringing her politically incorrect
border collie along with her.

Bruno! Oh. . . . Bruno?
 

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Oh.No.A.Pervert.What.Ever.Shall.I.Do?

Go Home,Tsuki. Go to bed. Forget EVERYTHING.

(oops...I said that in a funny voice.)

Go home? If I go home, I'll have nothing to steal! It's all mine! And I get PISSED when someone steals from me, so I'll end up beating the living crap out of...myself, and well, I'll be stuck having to pay my medical bills because I'm an inconsiderate buttwipe, but I can't say that aloud because I'll hear it and get very, very angry with myself.
 

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Pasties are always nice.


Yeah~! (?)




..........................no


Oh yeah. . . Jay, I am celebrating my dedicating my 1500th post to you. . .


um. . . . this is my 1500th post.
 
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Haggis said:
He's a...dog, right? Like Haggis only, um, bigger. MUCH bigger. (Yeah, pay me later for that one, RT)

You've obviously never seen me in the shower.
Noooo...but if you hum a few bars...:D

I find music inspirational for all creativity. Particularly when discussing male "attributes"...
 

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:D RT is an Aardvark Thingy. Haggis is Alpha Dog! And I outta know. ;)
 

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'Cole's the sorta poet.

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Am friggin not!


I don't even like poetry unless it really friggin sucks. . . and is gratuitous. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.

Right on! Let's get wasted and hire and escort service! Gotta see those pasties close up. . .

I am going to write this one off as: Developmental Research.


sweet
 

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*sprays humor forum with Cat-Be-Gone*
*Laughs at Haggis' pathetic attempts to remove feline presence. Rubs scent ALL over the place. Calls other felines to come on by and taunt the cute little doggy thing.*

The new mod's in and all is clear...
I think I'm gonna like it here...

*curls up and grooms while sniggering at cute little doggy things, but keeps it all inside*
 

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WerenCole said:
I don't even like poetry unless it really friggin sucks. . . and is gratuitous. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.

*points up to 'Coles previous poetic-type post*

Poet. By your own definition.

The Prosecution rests, your Honor.
 

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Thanks Haggis. . .


Your gonna regret this jeanne. . . I mean, really. Yeah. I said it. Right. I mean, your. . .like. . . really gonna regret it.


*Passes bottle back to Haggis*

I sure told her. . . right? *hic*
 

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Am friggin not!


. . . and involves sometype of idiot fart joke.

Hell, Weren! Why didn't you say so earlier? The ultimate whoopy cushion chair gag:


ElectricFartChair.jpg
 

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Thanks Haggis. . .

Your gonna regret this jeanne. . . I mean, really. Yeah. I said it. Right. I mean, your. . .like. . . really gonna regret it.


*Passes bottle back to Haggis*

I sure told her. . . right? *hic*
*stretches, swishes tail, knocks chianti bottle over "accidentally", curls back up, examines claws*

I'm terrified. Truly I am. In fact, I'm so terrified that when I go off to bed, I'll faint.

Besides...you're both so cute when you're all stuttery and stuff...
 

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Hell, Weren! Why didn't you say so earlier? The ultimate whoopy cushion chair gag:


ElectricFartChair.jpg



Now that's friggin poetry!



..... working on the drunk red neck online persona. . . working, send your critique to: Jaycinth PM box. . .
 
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