TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

Bmwhtly · Jun 12, 2007

Anyway, getting back on track.

Did you know that the main killer of men under 35 in Britain is suicide?
Does that disturb you?

Jaycinth · Jun 12, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
I was going for height!
I don't have to tell you what it is do I?

Can I...uh like imagine what you are doing???

Tequila Man enters the secret Tequila cave. He takes off his Tequila cape and flexes his ripling Tequila muscles. He sits at his high tech Tequila Work Station and turns on his super high powered Tequila Computer that is powered by his LEO Tequila sattelite. He hits the button to make contact with his secret hidden home planet of Agave and then he downloads the secret program.

Looking at the diagram he pulls out his tool.

And some yarn.
"This is going to be the cutest snuggli Haggis has EVER had." is what Tequila Man thinks as he starts knitting the electric pink thread.

Men crocheting...mmmmmm sexy.

Ok..not 18 or 58.....19 or 57?

Bmwhtly · Jun 12, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Can I...uh like imagine what you are doing???

If you like. I'll correct you as you go.

Tequila Man enters the secret Tequila cave.

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I don't have a drivers license. Did Tequila man get the bus? or can we assume that the booze-mobile has some kind of autopilot.

He takes off his Tequila cape and flexes his ripling Tequila muscles.

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Right so far. Stop laughing!

He sits at his high tech Tequila Work Station and turns on his super high powered Tequila Computer that is powered by his LEO Tequila sattelite. He hits the button to make contact with his secret hidden home planet of Agave and then he downloads the secret program.

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Hi-Tec? I only got a mobile (That's Cellphone to you) a month or two ago.

Looking at the diagram he pulls out his tool.

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replace 'Diagram' with... *ahem* moving on.

And some yarn.

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"This is going to be the cutest snuggli Haggis has EVER had." is what Tequila Man thinks as he starts knitting the electric pink thread.

Knitting? can't I just kill a beastie and use it's skin instead?

Men crocheting...mmmmmm sexy.

whatever blows your hair back Lady Jay.

Ok..not 18 or 58.....19 or 57?

Nope, but it won't take more than 19 guesses if you do it like that.

Jaycinth · Jun 12, 2007

2x10? or (14x3) + (28-7) -(3x3) +2 ?

**Jay watches in amazement as The MIGHTY TEQUILA MAN starts his BIG BRAIN***

pinkey and the brain..pinkey and the brain..one is a genius the other's insane....

MidnightMuse · Jun 12, 2007

Is that Pi?

Or pie?

Jaycinth · Jun 12, 2007

Look...over to stage left...is it a teenie bopper? is it a congresswoman....
nope it's .......

......PIE GIRL!!!!

Now excuse me while I paint portraits of Saddam Hussein's smiling face on the bottom of the urinals.

Bmwhtly · Jun 13, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Look...over to stage left...is it a teenie bopper? is it a congresswoman....
nope it's .......

......PIE GIRL!!!!

Dah danahDAH!

Now excuse me while I paint portraits of Saddam Hussein's smiling face on the bottom of the urinals.

THere'll be no more floor-splash

MidnightMuse · Jun 13, 2007

Me thinks there will be floor splash for all eternity.

Jaycinth · Jun 13, 2007

What if I make the drain his mouth?

***enters ladies room to paint Osama's face on the lid of the sanitary item disposal box. ***

Haggis · Jun 13, 2007

Oh, cool. Now I can raise my hind leg randomly.

Jaycinth · Jun 13, 2007

You know the 'most wanted' cards the army was giving out?

Now, that cheap gift company has turned them into TP.

So, when Mel's food goes right through you....there'll actually be TP you can use.

I ordered several cases...so you can use more than one square.

Haggis · Jun 13, 2007

There is a dilemma with that. Some squares I'd like to use repeatedly, but...

MidnightMuse · Jun 13, 2007

When Mel's food goes right through you, who has time to get to the bathroom?

Soccer Mom · Jun 13, 2007

I'm so glad to know that the tone of this place hasn't gone up while I've been away.

Jaycinth · Jun 13, 2007

Soccer Mom said:
I'm so glad to know that the tone of this place hasn't gone up while I've been away.

I redecorated the bathrooms so everyone knows where to aim.

MidnightMuse · Jun 13, 2007

Up?

HA!

The only thing that's gone up around here is Haggis's leg. So, um, watch were you step.

And sit.

Jaycinth · Jun 13, 2007

I am sorry.

But there is no such thing as a 'Brittany Spears Panty Liner'.

Haggis · Jun 13, 2007

Jaycinth said:
I am sorry.

But there is no such thing as a 'Brittany Spears Panty Liner'.

Damn. I'll have to come up with something else for Muse's birthday gift.

Jaycinth · Jun 15, 2007

Wow. It is quiet. Nobody is here. I can turn out the light and sip my chocolate milk in the dark silence and pretend i am in a crypt in an abandoned graveyard....

Ahhhhhhh.....this is the life!

Bmwhtly · Jun 15, 2007

*Sneaks into a dark corner and starts making clanky, ghosty, creepy noises*

Bmwhtly · Jun 15, 2007

Lady Jay, the response to your rep point is No. No it doesn't. Despite the way they look.

Jaycinth · Jun 15, 2007

Shhhhhh...I'm pretending I'm in a grave yard......you need to whisper...

MidnightMuse · Jun 15, 2007

Thank DOG the two of you aren't sparklie pink kitties too !

Sheesh. At least this place is a bastion of stability.

Bmwhtly · Jun 15, 2007

MidnightMuse said:
At least this place is a bastion of stability.

I'd be careful if I were you. You know what Jay does to people who insult her threads.

We wouldn't find you till the river thaws.

MidnightMuse · Jun 15, 2007

Weren't no insult, silly man.

This would be an insult: So, what does the HF stand for? Is that the Sandford Police Haughty Footwear division?

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