Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 2, 2012

No, the rabbit is a straight shooter

Why did someone bend the sight on his gun though?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 2, 2012

I have no idea.

Should that info be publicized?

swachski · Mar 2, 2012

Right, better to not leave your sphere.

Whose idea was it to give the rabbit a dangerous weapon, anyway?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 2, 2012

Definitely.

Is there a vet in the house?

L.J. · Mar 2, 2012

Would Elmer Fudd do?

Q & A

Jehhillenberg · Mar 2, 2012

Poyfect!

Who's weddy for wabbit season?

*raises hand*

swachski · Mar 2, 2012

Shoot him now, shoot him now!

Or should we wait 'til we get home?

thepicpic · Mar 3, 2012

Not really.

Is it yours?

Charles Farley · Mar 3, 2012

It's Beaumarchais's.

Can you say that three times quickly?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2012

I don't want to.

You got a problem with that?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 3, 2012

Try anything new once.

Isn't that how one gains experience?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2012

I have a better idea.

Brussels sprouts on pizza?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2012

Be more than glad to get rid of these Brussels sprouts.

Will you leave a big tip?

swachski · Mar 3, 2012

Only of the iceberg.

Or would you prefer Romaine?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2012

What do I look like....

A rabbit? Got a carrot?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 3, 2012

Yes it is.

How is that exactly?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 3, 2012

Pellets and vegetables.

And very little?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 3, 2012

Sounds fine to me.

A simply oil and vinegar dressing then?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 3, 2012

As long as my arm.

A chardonnay maybe?

Jehhillenberg · Mar 4, 2012

Breathe, my friend, Breathe.

Is there a such thing as getting too much air?

swachski · Mar 4, 2012

Just put your head between your knees.

Zen what?

swachski · Mar 4, 2012

Sure, it'll be our secret though.

Will it bring enlightenment?

swachski · Mar 4, 2012

My schedule's pretty full right now, so I'm not very flexible.

Can I get back to you on that?

L.J. · Mar 4, 2012

Zen again, maybe we should just talk about bacon.

Can we just talk about bacon?

Charles Farley · Mar 4, 2012

Well, bacon . . . strips

Should it find new employment?