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Dayum, Wicked, Dan wasn't aimin' for the arachnid.
ETA: Oops. Cross posted with Dan. Oh, well, looks like the mangy chup lives another day.
Not to worry, Ari. We'll get him
Dayum, Wicked, Dan wasn't aimin' for the arachnid.
ETA: Oops. Cross posted with Dan. Oh, well, looks like the mangy chup lives another day.
<watches with considerable interest at the apparent Horror Hounds plague casting its shadow over the Western forum, nodds approval at the burial alive of CDaniel and subsequent attempts to slay him brutally, the chupacabra Chihuey's wooing of Wicked, the introduction of a rare spider, etc.>
"Yes, the plan is unfolding nicely," the stranger mutters as he exits the saloon.
<spit>
As if.Not to worry, Ari. We'll get him
I wasn't going to shoot the spider
the chupacabra Chihuey's wooing of Wicked, the introduction of a rare spider, etc.>
As if.
*disappears into the bowels of AW*
Psst. Daniel. You're going to need the special bullets for that. Even nature wouldn't let something that ugly exist naturally.
Whoa, whoa. Back those horses up. The chihuey was trying to get rid of me, by way of distraction, so as he could court the lovely Easterner.
Why? I have no bloody idea. *ponders*
the chupacabra Chihuey's wooing of Wicked, ....<spit>
I'm afraid of spiders.
Now, now. You have a very attractive...um...carapace.Well that explains it all.
Chihuey's afraid of me.
Thanks, guys, I feel all betterer. This is a damn fine establishment.
Thanks, guys, I feel all betterer. This is a damn fine establishment.
Now, now. You have a very attractive...um...carapace.
See, now you got the wimmin fightin' over you.
See, now you got the wimmin fightin'overyou.
*buries Dan on the lone prarie*
*brushes off hands*
*stomps on the ground to make sure he stays buried*
*hires construction crew*
*watches while construction crew lays down five tons of cement over the place what Dan'l's buried*
*spit*
*sticks fire hose in last remaining entryway into Dan'l's burial ground...turns on hose full blast*