Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume VI)

I had raspberry fig cookies for lunch yesterday. They were very good until I ate all of them.

Good for you, Angel! Now send a few more!

A few more cookies, you mean?

*jazz hands*

Good morning.

I would like some cookies sent to me. And bacon.

Thanks in advance.

I hope you're taking notes, HJude.

I value good note-taking skills in my minions.

ROAR

I certainly hope she can make a good cup of coffee in the morning.

And have the cream teas ready every afternoon.

Those are the minimum requirements, ac.

I also need her to play a mean banjo, be adept at traditional Irish dancing, and have a working knowledge of tax fraud and how to achieve it.

*capers*

I hope she remembers that Fridays are No Pants Day.

Rob may or may not have an accurate understanding of what working in the ministry is like.

The coffee part is right. Also the Irish dancing.

Coffee anyone? I've been up since 2:30.

Speaking of Irish . . . I have the Cranberries on in the background this morning.

alleycat said:

I hope she remembers that Fridays are No Pants Day.

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If by Friday you mean every day, then yes. Yes she does.

heyjude said:

Coffee anyone?

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I'm still on my first cup right now.

Some bacon and eggs would be good.

Ah ha! I think I might put the cranberries on too. I haven't listened to them for ages.

ROAR

Do you have to, do you have to . . . do you have to let it linger?

Here's a song by a friend of mine. She used to live nearby, but she's moved back to California for the time being.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ArkACS1LIU

DD #1 thinks I have the hots for her. Which, of course, I do.

I was expecting that to be something C&W-ish, you hailing from Nashville and all.

ROAR

Groan. I hate insomnia. I am vexed!!!

Duchessmary said:

Groan. I hate insomnia. I am vexed!!!

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Have you tried Melatonin? It's natural and OTC. It makes me slee...zzzzzz

Duchess, that is the worst. I take melatonin occasionally, as RNJ mentioned. It seems to help a little. And it's non-habit forming, unlike Rob.

Susie said:

good pm all! What no tea drinkers here? I have it the London way, with milk. Gee, I used to have that, Duchess, so can relate, but now I think I was bitten by the tsetse fly and sleep lots. Guess I'm making up for lost time... s 4 all!

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Too many discos in the '70s, huh, Susie?

I'm with you, Duchess. Severe insomnia. I have tried melatonin, but it sounds like it's more for people who can't get to sleep. I can't stay asleep. Insomnia sucks.

It time to get out the giant inflatable hammer.

heyjude said:

I'm with you, Duchess. Severe insomnia. I have tried melatonin, but it sounds like it's more for people who can't get to sleep. I can't stay asleep. Insomnia sucks.

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How about soft music or a white noise generator? It works for some people. Personally, I like it perfectly quiet. Most any old noise wakes me up -- except my own snoring.

Take my advice with that proverbial grain of salt. I ain't no doctor.

Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

Sending anti-insomnia vibes to heyjude...and DM too if she needs them.

Passing around another plate of cookies (but don't tell AC, okay?)...

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

I smell cookies!







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