Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)
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Give them to Charles. As everyone knows, without that hat, the shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers.
So, what did you put in your coffee this morning?
So, what did you put in your coffee this morning?
No, Tetley iced tea.
Why can't I just have a flowing fountain of tea so I don't have to go make a pitcher?
Why can't I just have a flowing fountain of tea so I don't have to go make a pitcher?
Tea is immune to the effects of gravity. There is just as great a likelihood that the tea will float up into the sky.
Did you know that's why airplanes have windshield wipers?
Did you know that's why airplanes have windshield wipers?
No, I didn't know that.
Who in the world would apply for the job of windshield wiper while the plane is in flight?
Who in the world would apply for the job of windshield wiper while the plane is in flight?
I'd prefer to keep my feet on the ground.
If you're in the air, isn't down the only place you can go?
If you're in the air, isn't down the only place you can go?
He perdido los calcetines porque soy un borracho.
Why don't people understand that you get your money's worth by paying more for quality socks?
Why don't people understand that you get your money's worth by paying more for quality socks?
I didn't make this mess.
Wasn't it Charles Farley who left all these scotch bottles scattered around?
Wasn't it Charles Farley who left all these scotch bottles scattered around?
