that Republicans are born Christian?
I heard that on the street today.
Am I the only one it makes absolutely no sense to?
I heard that on the street today.
Am I the only one it makes absolutely no sense to?
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I thought it was funny....two guys, walking to lunch, talking loudly about how you can't discuss politics and religion together, because Republicans...are born Christian. Really. And then they walked into a Sushi restaurant.
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It makes absolute sense. But one question.
What's a christian?
. . .What's a republican for that matter?
What's a christian?
. . .What's a republican for that matter?
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I'm glad I learned secret Republican handshake before they found out I'm not Christian...they can't kick me out of the club once I know the handshake. 
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*snaps photo of Kristie, rights her name on it, mails it the RNC black ops department*I'm glad I learned secret Republican handshake before they found out I'm not Christian...they can't kick me out of the club once I know the handshake.
*pulls on her grammar nazi jackboots*
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No, no . . . You heard it wrong.
It was "they were Republicans and were born again . . . into Independents."
It was "they were Republicans and were born again . . . into Independents."
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oh yeah, and he was a middle aged white guy with long hair (but he kept it out of his face, so it was ok.)
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A Republican is a jackass who thinks (s)he is a Christian.
The problem is the definition of Christian.
In the case of the Republican, it means One Who Worships a Paper God Authorized by a Republican.
The problem is the definition of Christian.
In the case of the Republican, it means One Who Worships a Paper God Authorized by a Republican.
Not all conservatives think that religion has a place in government. IMO it's those who do who give us a bad name. Some of us understand that god in politics = horrible disaster.
I'm a conservative and Jesus has nothing to do with it. In fact, I never asked him his opinion.
I'm a conservative and Jesus has nothing to do with it. In fact, I never asked him his opinion.
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So a republican is a paper man on a cross who is middle aged?
I'm not even going to ask what a democrat is.
I'm not even going to ask what a democrat is.
A sushi eating, chablis swilling, volvo driving liberal. Or so I'm told.
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I prefer sake with sushi. It's fun to watch guys (read: sales reps) who don't realize how strong it is (they think white wine=wussy wine) get in big trouble with it.
I prefer sake with sushi. It's fun to watch guys (read: sales reps) who don't realize how strong it is (they think white wine=wussy wine) get in big trouble with it.
It does take a while to get used to the affects, but once you do you can drink a whole lot and not get too bombed while your hard drinking buddies get wasted
Richard
I eat sushi and I'm Republican. Mostly.
What I find so funny is that most Christians believe that you must be baptized once you've accepted Christ - you're not born anything. Most Christians believe that you're born a sinner.
Ah well.
It takes all kinds.
